hello everyone

[factojunior]

think he's seeing the woman who lives in the shoe my mum calls her as shes got five kids!

[West Acton]

Ha ha, the truth is out. I love the way the younger generation speak the truth.

What is the lady next door really like?

I like Junior straight in and has exposed his old man

Facto Senior its your right of reply do you confirm or deny that your batting average is one on a par with Monty Panasar

[bushcelt1]

think he's seeing the woman who lives in the shoe my mum calls her as shes got five kids!

are they all his???

[factojunior]

only me, my older brother and step sister who's mum is american who dad met when he lived in florida

[80sCasual]

OMG there's more of them, come on get dad on here, he has some explaining to do.

Welcome Junior.

[Rebel R's]

also welcome to the board

[MYU]

Welcome FactoJ.

[RussRanger]

only me, my older brother and step sister who's mum is american who dad met when he lived in florida

I saw every episode and I don't think it featured on Miami Vice.

[72bus]

welcome to the late shift

[qprted]

well

well your father brings conjecture and genius to this website,he is currently poster of the year and he is the only person who has won it on two consequetive seasons since it was first awarded in 2004

so be proud of your dad and dont be too hurt at the jealous people who slate him off

your dad is simpley the best
better than all the rest
oh and welcome to the board young facto hope you stand the test
you were born under the great doddinghurst cuckoo clock
luckily enough your father bought you much music and you know how to rock
but your dad is a soul boy he needs to feel the love
but you his most precous son,came straight from the stars above

[RussRanger]

welcome to the late shift

Not sure he'll be here on the late shift. If he's anything like his dad, he'll be in bed.

[Factamondo]

think he's seeing the woman who lives in the shoe my mum calls her as shes got five kids!

:angry:for 'mummy dearests' information she has three kids and two older 'step children from her first marriage'.........she doesnt drink blood or swan around essex like an extra from 'towie' like someone i could mention..............right this is becomming like a watrb's version of jeremy kyle live so we shall call it 'matter closed' !!!!:angry:

[californiahoop]

thought id say hello to you all and introduce myself..dad is a massive rangers fan and even though im born and bred in essex im glad to say he brought me up to support the club he's loved all his life...ive had to take some mickey taking through my school years/college as mostly hammers/spurs/arsenal round here but surprising the growing numbers of qpr fans in essex nowdays....like the old man im probably boring you now but just wanted to break the ice......will tell the old man to get out more as cant berlieve how many posts his made!!!!!

welcome, one of the best first post I have read

[Hertford Hoop]

Welcome Junior, just don't read your dads posts as it could well embarrass you bigtime

[brightonr]

:angry:for 'mummy dearests' information she has three kids and two older 'step children from her first marriage'.........she doesnt drink blood or swan around essex like an extra from 'towie' like someone i could mention..............right this is becomming like a watrb's version of jeremy kyle live so we shall call it 'matter closed' !!!!:angry:

Please be nice to new posters, Facto.