ssn chelsea whankfest!!!

[Factamondo]

carrys on anymore im cancelling my subscription.......celery celery natalie sawyer keeps banging on about...........we'll i wouldnt need to tickle her bum to make her come with it!!!

[QPRDave]

F*ckin know what you mean Facto, i thought someone had signed me up for ctv

[Factamondo]

its making me feel nauseus now so much so im struggling with my lemon cheesecake n rasberry pavalova!!

[QPRDave]

its making me feel nauseus now so much so im struggling with my lemon cheesecake n rasberry pavalova!!

yeah it wouldn't be anything to do with that, on top of a big sunday sesh would it!:drunk:

[West Acton]

Must say all the exposure has got me rubbing my hands with anticipation for the league games next season. Would love to turn them over at Shamford Bridge

[Dazzer1977]

More fool you. I'm on a sport media blackout for 3 weeks. Don't want to smash up my nice large widescreen tv!

[Factamondo]

yeah it wouldn't be anything to do with that, on top of a big sunday sesh would it!:drunk:

ive not partook in any boozes thus far dave.,..........though ive a nice chiraz looking very drinkable and 'her next doors' popping in later to discuss west hams pending relegation from the premier league!!

[Factamondo]

More fool you. I'm on a sport media blackout for 3 weeks. Don't want to smash up my nice large widescreen tv!

didnt pay your sky bill eh

[twranger]

don't watch it then!

[Factamondo]

don't watch it then!

yes but its like trying not to watch a circus freak show!!!

[bushcelt1]

rather watch a few re-runs of last of the summer wine followed by a live lenord cohen album whilst waiting for the paintstripper to kick in!!!

[QPRDave]

ive not partook in any boozes thus far dave.,..........though ive a nice chiraz looking very drinkable and 'her next doors' popping in later to discuss west hams pending relegation from the premier league!!

Good evening ahead then, take it you're hoping she'll be doing a west ham and going down too!!!:pleasantsuprise::pleasantsuprise: ohh er missus!!!

[Factamondo]

Good evening ahead then, take it you're hoping she'll be doing a west ham and going down too!!!:pleasantsuprise::pleasantsuprise: ohh er missus!!!

can only hope dave...........getting into her kacks prooving more difficult than the times crossword for me!!!

[QPRDave]

can only hope dave...........getting into her kacks prooving more difficult than the times crossword for me!!!

Ched Evans has a few tips.....on second thoughts

[Dazzer1977]

didnt pay your sky bill eh

Never missed paying a bill in my life fella. My remote lets me control my tv choice. I've simply I've banned myself from channel 405 as I don't want my home insurance company investigating me for a fraudulate claim for accidental damage!