Don't shoot the messenger!!!!

[QPRWEBBIE]

Fark me webbie use your loaf, he said seen walking, when has dyer walked and not limped anywhere in the last 7 years

He had a rope around his stomach and was being pulled in on roller skates.

[andover66]

Dyer... hasn't he singed for Holby City.

[taarabt7]

If true, this could mean Diakite may not sign! Or Barton is leaving.

Otherwise, we have too many centre midfielders

Diakite will sign on. I'm pretty sure he's above the likes of Tommy Smith and Akos Buzsaky in the pecking order.

I don't think Reo-Coker is that bad to be honest! He works hard, and he can play as wing-back as well as a holding midfielder. He'll be a good squad player in my opinion.

We have players a lot worse than him already at the club. Kieran Dyer, Rowan Vine, Rob Hulse and as much as I like Tommy Smith, Reo-Coker is better

[brightonr]

Heard he's just remembered where he left his lucky rabbits foot!!

I'm now in pain, I laughed so much.

Threads like this and the "other" one, really do provide some fantastic entertainment.

[Del]

Diakite will sign on. I'm pretty sure

Can't stand benefits cheats!

As for Reo Coker, no thanks. He's one of these players on the prem merigoround who isn't very good but strangely keeps getting signed by managers... I think MH has too much savvy for that.

As for the kieron Dyer theory. It couldve been him if he had a ball boy walking behind him.... He follows him everywhere now just in case his leg falls off and needs to be recovered for insurance purposes....