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  • bushcelt1
    CCG
    • Sep 2009
    • 11070

    #16
    Originally posted by MattyRangers
    I could make out a "1" in mine... kinda. But no letters to give us a hint as to which side will be scoring the 1.

    done one of those in a new girlfriends parents flat in grove a few years back and do you think i could sink the fc uker.....had to flick it out the luvere windows of the bathroom with the bog brush. she lived on the 12th floor!!!!!!
    PRIDE OF LONDON.

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    • QPRDave
      The number 10
      • Mar 2009
      • 32080

      #17
      Originally posted by bushcelt1
      done one of those in a new girlfriends parents flat in grove a few years back and do you think i could sink the fc uker.....had to flick it out the luvere windows of the bathroom with the bog brush. she lived on the 12th floor!!!!!!
      Jesus i bet them below though it must have been a f*ckin pterodactyl flying overhead!

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      • Shrine
        Bronze Seat
        • Jun 2011
        • 391

        #18
        Originally posted by MattyRangers
        I could make out a "1" in mine... kinda. But no letters to give us a hint as to which side will be scoring the 1.

        #### me
        did you eat a horse's c0ck last night?

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        • SpankwiR
          Voted Most Handsome Fan 2010, 2011 and 2012
          • Apr 2009
          • 3254

          #19
          Originally posted by MattyRangers
          I could make out a "1" in mine... kinda. But no letters to give us a hint as to which side will be scoring the 1.

          There's only one way to safely dispose of a chud of that magnitude.

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          • QPRDave
            The number 10
            • Mar 2009
            • 32080

            #20
            Originally posted by SpankwiR
            There's only one way to safely dispose of a chud of that magnitude.

            Put it in the wardrobe?????

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            • MaidaValeRanger
              Apprentice
              • Feb 2012
              • 240

              #21
              Right im back, pushed one out and it fell into shape: Stoke City 2 Bolton 2

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              • MattyRangers
                Slimmer of The Year
                • Jun 2011
                • 24914

                #22
                Originally posted by MaidaValeRanger
                Right im back, pushed one out and it fell into shape: Stoke City 2 Bolton 2
                I dont half feel sorry for your sphinkter.
                You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                • Hertford Hoop
                  W12 Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 15998

                  #23
                  What about the toilet pan and the soil pipe and christ the sewage works
                  I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                  • MaidaValeRanger
                    Apprentice
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 240

                    #24
                    Originally posted by MattyRangers
                    I dont half feel sorry for your sphinkter.
                    Blame my mum! shes the one who feeds me this stuff! :=B:

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                    • SpankwiR
                      Voted Most Handsome Fan 2010, 2011 and 2012
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 3254

                      #25
                      Originally posted by MaidaValeRanger
                      Blame my mum! shes the one who feeds me this stuff! :=B:
                      Your Mum feeds your sphinkter? I let the girlfriend have a dabble if Im pished but never the old dear you wrong'un

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                      • SpankwiR
                        Voted Most Handsome Fan 2010, 2011 and 2012
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 3254

                        #26
                        Originally posted by QPRDave
                        Put it in the wardrobe?????
                        Yeah but I wrap it in newspaper first. What do think I am some sort of animal.

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                        • silvercue
                          Silver Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 4704

                          #27
                          someone needs colonic hydrotherapy or a trip to the doctors.
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                          • QPRDave
                            The number 10
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 32080

                            #28
                            Originally posted by SpankwiR
                            Yeah but I wrap it in newspaper first. What do think I am some sort of animal.

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                            • QPRDave
                              The number 10
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 32080

                              #29
                              Originally posted by silvercue
                              someone needs colonic hydrotherapy or a trip to the doctors.
                              From the size of that i'd say someone needs a farmer, with a set of calving ropes to help "deliver" it.!

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                              • MaidaValeRanger
                                Apprentice
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 240

                                #30
                                About to go for round three.... anyone got a request???

                                signed

                                The Phropecy POO

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