Joke

[geejaybee]

Roy Hodgson went shop-lifting in a kitchenware store.The manager of the store warned him that he could be arrested and leave his England career in tatters.Hodgson replied "Thats a whisk I'm prepared to take".

[Jack4QPR]

The chief executive of the FA has just spoken to Roy Hodgson to tell him,

“Don’t forget we’ve not got Wayne for the first two matches”.

To which Hodgson replied,

“Don’t bother me with f*king weather forecasts now you pwick”

[geejaybee]

The chief executive of the FA has just spoken to Roy Hodgson to tell him,

“Don’t forget we’ve not got Wayne for the first two matches”.

To which Hodgson replied,

“Don’t bother me with f*king weather forecasts now you pwick”

Love it.

[Norths]

Here's a good joke..... Queens Park Rangers & your ground.

Just the thought makes me p*ss myself laughing everytime.

You signed up to say that

Too much time on your hands

[Ginger Ninja]

Here's a good joke..... Queens Park Rangers & your ground.

Just the thought makes me p*ss myself laughing everytime.

Taken a break from ogling kids at the local school have ya?

[brightonr]

Like your avatar, Jackson. Very appropriate.