3 Questions to QPR!!

[QPRDave]

1 Team as a whole; Do you have an aversion to beating teams that play in yellow & bast**d green?
2 To the Physio; If Keiron Dyer was a car would he have been crushed by now?
3 Tony Fernandes; If we play West Ham next year and they win, will you be secretly happy?

[MattyRangers]

To Paddy: Does your Missus fan-knee smell as good in real life as it does in my head when I'm staring at her during games?

To the whole squad: Who stole Warnock's eyebrows? And, seriously, where are they now that he has left the club?

To $hittu: How does it feel to have some genuine competition for "Longest In The Shower" this year now Nedum and Samba have joined the club?

[QPRDave]

To Paddy: Does your Missus fan-knee smell as good in real life as it does in my head when I'm staring at her during games?

To the whole squad: Who stole Warnock's eyebrows? And, seriously, where are they now that he has left the club?

To $hittu: How does it feel to have some genuine competition for "Longest In The Shower" this year now Nedum and Samba have joined the club?

Got an image of Mrs. Kenny saying after game fella just sat in front of me slowly eating burger while staring at me whole game

[MattyRangers]

Absolute classic! So glad that photo got my good side; any other angle I could have looked awful

[QPRDave]

yeah don't look scary at all in that one!!!!

[Rich]

To SWP - did you used to know how to control a ball at chelsea and city? If so why don't you now?

To MH - Play Mackie up front or if you're really short RB but never wide midfield. Drop him if Cisse decides to stop being petulant

Barton - concentrate on what you're paid to do

[swanleyhoop]

Board: Can the matchday catering extend to chilli or curry in insulated disposable bowls, with tortilla chips or naan bread?
Team: why do you not go for 50-50 balls, move to the ball, or get closer to players in possession?
Anyone at the club who is mega-rich: PLEASE can you pay my mortgage off for me, otherwise I might have to stop going to football?