qprteds jorden rhodes petition please sign

[Stocksy1976]

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oh dear one of my pidgeons have just crashed into next door neighbours chimney pot

Did you name him Dyer?

The other option would be to release 100 balloons on sat with amit on one side and Rhodes on the other - now that should get his attention

[qprted]

has anyone tweeted him yet

has anyone tweeted him yet

[bushcelt1]

Tweeted back that can only get gary rhodes for the ellerslie burger stand!!

[qprted]

oh dear

oh dear we have all worked so hard to make our dreams real
to bring our dream striker,any amount of money would have been a steal
crystal palace demonstrated tonight
always you lose when there is no striker in sight

we of rangers have had three great ones sir les, stan and rodney
the latter of the three hit our equaliser at wembley
that was so many years ago
will we ever see those towers again sadly no

like all our dreams the towers are now the foundations of a new place
but we have strikers whose shots go over the bar into outer space
what a magical thing it was at liverpool to see les hit a brace

but like the boat that sank with a gash like a tennis court
all of our battles have been so valiantly fought
but still no strikers are there to be found
we wont part with six million pound
so we will never see success at our loftus road ground

if you are reading this amit,i ask you to save us,tell mark hughes
that we have stayed loyal but we do have some of our own veiws
we would be so proud winning a cup again on the ten o clock news

but as has been demostrated so many times before
you need a boy wonder to open up the score
and us not signing one since 1981 is extremley poor
and so many goaless games is such a bore

[Chopper]

Ted I'm inspired.

I sign for the third time.

[QPRDave]

Tweeted back that can only get gary rhodes for the ellerslie burger stand!!

[qprted]

well

well still we hang on to see if anybody knows what a tweet is i thought it was the noise my pidgeons make when i fed them but if knowbody knows how to tweet we are not going to get a message to amit

[jmelanie]

Do you want me to e-mail the publicity department at the Club and ask them what we need to do?

[qprted]

looks like

jane the word is that qpr wont buy him because hes untried,they want a proven prem striker either defoe or dempsey thats just the way the club are thinking at the moment they want to hold onto the premeirship at all costs

also we must let hughes chose his own players

clint dempsey would be an amazing player for us because hes getting better all the time and can score 15 goals a season

but at least we can say told you so if jorden becomes the hottest thing in the country

[qprted]

well

well as another transfer window comes to an end
not buying a striker is sending me around the bend
6 hundred center halfs we may have in our team
but scoring goals is going to be difficult in this regime

playing some lovely one twos we look like we know what we are doing
but missing so many open goals means we are gonna get a shoeing

[Factamondo]

amit amit where ever you may be...please please buy us jordan rhodes before next tuesday.....forget dempsey and henrique to.........the collosus of rhodes is the man for you!!!

[jmelanie]

I tweeted Amit this afternoon. Have not yet received a response.

[Factamondo]

I tweeted Amit this afternoon. Have not yet received a response.

my i suggest revealing your ample breats in your tweets to him!

[qprted]

well

well life goes on

[QPRWEBBIE]

well as another transfer window comes to an end
not buying a striker is sending me around the bend
6 hundred center halfs we may have in our team
but scoring goals is going to be difficult in this regime

playing some lovely one twos we look like we know what we are doing
but missing so many open goals means we are gonna get a shoeing

Whats wrong wiv a 6-3-1 formation,it will give us a chance wiv all those clean sheets