gary hooper watch..........latest news from godfreys

[Factamondo]

the bakers in hornchurch............poppped in to get a split tin n some cream slices(4)...........anyhows garys sister was in there with her mate fat belinda and i enquired to transfer news involving young gary..............she tells me...................he's staying put

[vanhoop]

is that fat belinda that used to work on the dust

[Factamondo]

no vanny this one is a body double for the titanic!!!!

[vanhoop]

cheers facto,makes a nice change to read a sensible post for once...so many itk on here

[Factamondo]

i aim to please vanster old sun.......cant stand cheap talk n hearsay...............i only deal in.....facts!!!!

[Norths]

For a minute then i thought Dave's View had returned then i realised its facto so this must be true

[Factamondo]

when fat belinda farts the aftershock is felt in new zealand her r's is so big!

[QPRDave]

no vanny this one is a body double for the titanic!!!!

You mean she goes down on a maiden voyage and swallowing up the seamen as she goes??....

[Factamondo]

You mean she goes down on a maiden voyage and swallowing up the seamen as she goes??....

david shes one of those good looking fat birds like nigella lawson or karen brady.............she collered me in the lobby of the jobbers rest in upminster one night...........coneysboots will tell you is not the place to be surrounded by a heffer!!