Football diver

[Yousef]

Who do you think are top PL divers?

Grant Holt for me. Did you see his two dives against Arsenal. Got booked the first time.

[ahR]

GH is a serial offender...

Rooney seems to have cleaned his act up of late but wouldn't think twice about doing it again at a crucial point as he has lots of form...

[El Tel]

I hope our defenders are briefed on Holt or there could be red. Just before the ball arrives, he checks to see where his marker is and then shoves his massive backside into him before going down in a heap. He knows he's not good enough at this level without this trick.
The man's a tractor.

[Westway]

Gerrard when fit.

[W12hoops]

Balotelli's dive against us was laughable

[Captain Planet]

Holt was embarrassing against Arsenal. There was one dive where we could have easily reached the ball first when it was in the box, but he was so preoccupied with trying to win a penalty, he didn't even bother to run.

If he was foreign he'd be slated.

[QPRDave]

I hope our defenders are briefed on Holt or there could be red. Just before the ball arrives, he checks to see where his marker is and then shoves his massive backside into him before going down in a heap. He knows he's not good enough at this level without this trick.
The man's a tractor.

That is spot on.Exactly what he did yesterday.

[80sCasual]

Holt was embarrassing against Arsenal. There was one dive where we could have easily reached the ball first when it was in the box, but he was so preoccupied with trying to win a penalty, he didn't even bother to run.

If he was foreign he'd be slated.

He's not human, i think that's worse.