Queens Park Rangers captain Joey Barton insists Gervinho ruckus halted potential move

[MYU]

QPR captain claims he could have moved to Arsenal last month but for his clash with Gervinho.

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[w12dave]

ah well... he would not like it there anyway!

[QPRDave]

Thank f*** for that.

[MattyRangers]

I read that a translated to:

"I was going to join Arsenal until I found out that Arsene Wenger was touching the u18 African lads before games in a bid to raise their testosterone levels (he actually gave Frimpong a full blown hand job- including a tickle of the ring piece- before the Liverpool game and stopped just before the vinegar strokes and so he was like a raving loony on the pitch!). Theres no way I could be part of a side that is run by such a man. Then, the nail in the coffin in my decision was looking at the league table and realising QPR were a much better side than Arsenal and theyre both headed in totally opposite directions".

Anybody else read it as this too or just me reading between the lines too much?

[rangersbitch]

I read that a translated to:

"I was going to join Arsenal until I found out that Arsene Wenger was touching the u18 African lads before games in a bid to raise their testosterone levels (he actually gave Frimpong a full blown hand job- including a tickle of the ring piece- before the Liverpool game and stopped just before the vinegar strokes and so he was like a raving loony on the pitch!).

A lot of detail here. You've really thought deeply about that image.

[qprbrisbanedivision]

family web-site ?..mmmmmmmmm??~!!!

[MattyRangers]

family web-site ?..mmmmmmmmm??~!!!

Sorry mate next time I'll simply comment "good article" in fear of upsetting somebody.

[bobby]

Arsene does have that park keeper in his hut look