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  • Gerryhatrick
    Silver Seat
    • Sep 2010
    • 1706

    #16
    Apparently they are all padded and heated seats, with a massage function, and an i-pad built into the seat in front for your enjoyment, hence the £50 price.

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    • MattyRangers
      Slimmer of The Year
      • Jun 2011
      • 24914

      #17
      Originally posted by Gerryhatrick
      Apparently they are all padded and heated seats, with a massage function, and an i-pad built into the seat in front for your enjoyment, hence the £50 price.
      For that price for 2 hours of sitting in i think I would want a built in life like replica of Pixie Lott's hand (warmth and all) to be freely available to slip itself down me trousers for a cheeky tug at 5minute intervals.
      You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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      • Gerryhatrick
        Silver Seat
        • Sep 2010
        • 1706

        #18
        Originally posted by MattyRangers
        For that price for 2 hours of sitting in i think I would want a built in life like replica of Pixie Lott's hand (warmth and all) to be freely available to slip itself down me trousers for a cheeky tug at 5minute intervals.
        Ahha!, so you't be wanting the recline function too sir?

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        • RussRanger
          Unlucky Bloke
          • Apr 2009
          • 4055

          #19
          Originally posted by MattyRangers
          For that price for 2 hours of sitting in i think I would want a built in life like replica of Pixie Lott's hand (warmth and all) to be freely available to slip itself down me trousers for a cheeky tug at 5minute intervals.
          I think they call that a "Lazyboy"?

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          • Brooksie
            Bronze Seat
            • Mar 2011
            • 316

            #20
            I wonder if they have changed the seats in X block, which is where I reside. Maybe they've included some crayons for the MENSA squad. Lol

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            • PeterG
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 1957

              #21
              QPR "swooped" in to capture the new seats despite interest from other premier league clubs

              You can see pictures of the new upper loft seats EXCLUSIVELY in the matchday programme.

              Dont forget to buy your copy
              its New Era number 8 i tell thee, bring on the fireworks

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              • RussRanger
                Unlucky Bloke
                • Apr 2009
                • 4055

                #22
                Originally posted by PeterG
                QPR "swooped" in to capture the new seats despite interest from other premier league clubs

                You can see pictures of the new upper loft seats EXCLUSIVELY in the matchday programme.

                Dont forget to buy your copy

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                • superhoop67
                  Silver Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 3782

                  #23
                  they are not facing the pitch
                  Football played the Charlie Ferris way

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                  • dpmd
                    Silver Seat
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2251

                    #24
                    Originally posted by PeterG
                    QPR "swooped" in to capture the new seats despite interest from other premier league clubs

                    You can see pictures of the new upper loft seats EXCLUSIVELY in the matchday programme.

                    Dont forget to buy your copy
                    Post of the day!

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                    • ReadingR
                      Apprentice
                      • May 2009
                      • 31

                      #25
                      Originally posted by G-QPR
                      They are padded
                      The chap sat next to me already had a seat with ample padding.

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                      • Connell10
                        Silver Seat
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 3468

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Terry-Mancini-123
                        They can be inflated to simulate loyal ticket- buying fans
                        to disguise poor attendance for some less fashionable games. At the push of a button they can go absolutely ballistic when we score; also in the standby mode they are unparallelled in observing minute silences and listening attentively to official announcements.
                        very funny mate!
                        LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                        • Terry-Mancini-123
                          Bronze Seat
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 928

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Connell10
                          very funny mate!
                          Thanks mate
                          .

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                          • Connell10
                            Silver Seat
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 3468

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Terry-Mancini-123
                            Thanks mate
                            thing is you wouldnt put it past flabio and dwarf boy to do this! hey i hope they dont read this message board it might give them ideas!
                            LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                            • iheartwegerle
                              Bronze Seat
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 563

                              #29
                              Originally posted by MattyRangers
                              For that price for 2 hours of sitting in i think I would want a built in life like replica of Pixie Lott's hand (warmth and all) to be freely available to slip itself down me trousers for a cheeky tug at 5minute intervals.
                              Good choice

                              I heard we were just about to have the seats installed but Swansea have now got them instead.

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