Crouch Must Take Wage Cut To Join QPR

[indianalondon]

his club was chelshit growing up

Seriously it wasnt, he has chelsh1t in his family but he's an R.. 2 summers running we were on the same soccer school at brunel university and he is most certainly QPR. Something he's talked about in interviews for the Beeb, for Sky, there was one on Liverpool TV as well as in his book and numerous press interviews!!!

Shi1t what does the lad need to do? Get a QPR tat!? He's said it again and again that he is not chelsh1t

[BennyBoyRs]

What the hell were you doing at soccer school?

Were they short of goal posts?

[WeAreQPR12]

Soccer school scott? I take it u didn't practise penaltys?

[indianalondon]

And can I add that in 2004 when we were absolutely fu8cked, he signed up to the Wintons "we are qpr" transfer fund....as did Dichio?

PETER EVEN PUT MONEY INTO BUYING QPR PLAYERS!!!

[WeAreQPR12]

Scott this soccer school lark lets talk more about this?

How can someone go to a soccer school, yet can't even manage to kick a ball without looking retarded?

[W12_Ranger]

Thought he used to go watch qpr with his mates as they were rs fans.

...and also Chelsea...his old man is Chelsea as well, that for me makes him a Chelsea fan...bit like Fat Ray claiming he ain't a Gooner

[indianalondon]

Scott this soccer school lark lets talk more about this?

How can someone go to a soccer school, yet can't even manage to kick a ball without looking retarded?

****** ;)

I was quite good as a kid oddly. Captained Harmondsworth FC from under 11s up until U16s..we won the Harrow Youth League god knows how many times. I even got called up for an England Schools representative team on a tour of wales.

Had Osgood–Schlatter disease/syndroem in my knees which meant I couldnt play or train anymore. Discovered alcohol, women, ciggys (and ganja for a whilst) and well, stopped playing about 17 years ago. Lob in breaking a collar bone, both feet and heh, im good for jack on a football pitch.

Got good vision, can read the game well but playing? This skinny skeleton is battered to pieces and i really dont have the leg strength.

[Rieger]

****** ;)

I was quite good as a kid oddly. Captained Harmondsworth FC from under 11s up until U16s..we won the Harrow Youth League god knows how many times. I even got called up for an England Schools representative team on a tour of wales.

Had Osgood–Schlatter disease/syndroem in my knees which meant I couldnt play or train anymore. Discovered alcohol, women, ciggys (and ganja for a whilst) and well, stopped playing about 17 years ago. Lob in breaking a collar bone, both feet and heh, im good for jack on a football pitch.

Got good vision, can read the game well but playing? This skinny skeleton is battered to pieces and i really dont have the leg strength.

Should get down the gym.

[indianalondon]

Should get down the gym.

Not a fan of gayclubs.

[Rieger]

Not a fan of gayclubs.

Explains your physique. All that pumping and hip thrusting and leather requires a lot of strength.

[WeAreQPR12]

haha brilliant Rieg's, u might be very camp but top bloke made me laugh

[waterbuffalo]

Wow! What a fantastic thread!

[Rieger]

haha brilliant Rieg's, u might be very camp but top bloke made me laugh

[Bigdave]

Never in a million (£3.64million a year to be precise).

Also I don't reckon he is in NW's plans - reckon he's after a buzzy, fox in the box, pest type forward to complement JB. Hence links with DJ and the current desperation of having Danny Webfoot at the club.

A lovely thought but Crouch is a pipe-dream (shame for us and The Priory nightclub)

Next.



FFS it's only july (again!!)

Ha ha i saw him in there just after he'd signed for Pompey. Had a chat and a beer with him, he was sound, reckoned he had to go to Pompey otherwise none of the Rangers players were gonna get paid!