Signs your interest in football has reached unhealthy levels

[minor threat]

As it say on the tin.

1. You started a chant at a match & feel it's a real achievement.

2. You have compiled a mental "to kill" list featuring people you feel are enemies of the club.

3. You've lost an item of clothing / footware during a goal celebration.

Feel free to add.

[IsleworthRanger]

Stayed at home to watch QPR games while your wife goes on holiday by herself :shy:

[danQPR]

About 60% of your expendible income goes on football for 9 months a year.

[minor threat]

6. You make assumptions about a persons character based on nothing more that the team they support.

[qblockpete]

7. Go to an away game on your 20th anniversary

[danQPR]

8. When a bird asks you why your going to Brentford away on valentines day and not seeing her and you reply 'I can get another bird, I can't get another football team'.

[minor threat]

9. You refuse to look at a newspaper for 72 hours following a defeat.

[mjk]

10. You look for the same item(s) of clothing that you wore when your team won -

[Mellowhoop]

11. Cut a mates eye open, over celebrating!


( i would to it again ):yush:

[Juan]

11. Walking around Loftus Road on a Sunday when everything is shut just to “be there”

[80sCasual]

You put your season ticket budget before your holiday, Wife's Birthday/Christmas etc.

[W12_Ranger]

You only take a girl to the Rangers if you think they are special; ie they deserve to be introduced The Mighty Superhoops and you really believe they should feel privilaged

[davidla80]

You shout out "GOAL!!" when you come.

[80sCasual]

You take your wife out to dinner to Smuts cafe.

[IsleworthRanger]

Not bothered if you take your wife to the Smutts or the Springbok for a drink