Who decides on who's gonna be a MOD

[80sCasual]

Apart from the usual get yourself a Fred Perry, some Hush Puppies, a Parka and a Scooter how else do you become a MOD or who decides/decided on who's gonna be one?
Obviously I'm talking about MODERATORS here and not that I want to be one, just wondering.

[Goddard]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

[Ric-Roc]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

Class!

[WeAreQPR12]

Sorry 2 include my name with that weirdo who is always getting banned on forums is just damn right insulting

[BennyBoyRs]

Classic.

Goddard, I salute you.

[Scarlet pimple]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

Thatsapharkingclassic.

[wicksta]

I hear qblockpete is a bit of a Richard Gere fan so thats how kirill got the job. ;)

[The Godfather]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

Brilliant

[80sCasual]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".


I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

Just as i expected

Knock, Knock -- Get the door Luv i'm busy

[MYU]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

That's really clever, enjoyed it.

We might need one more.

[Norths]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

F**king quality mate, gave me a right laugh

[JonDoeman]

Goddard you comedy genius!

[qprdad]

LOL Goddard

[Quaz]

You get a knock on the door at 2am from a mysterious man in a black cape and hood.

He says nothing, but hands you an envelope. A black envelope.
You look down at the envelope and ask, "what is this??"
But he's gone.

Through your sleepy haze, you open the envelope..... inside is a picture of MYU, stark b*llock naked.
A caption, written in hamster blood under the picture says, "If you are not shocked by this picture, you are made from The Right Stuff, and YOU are The Chosen One.... Be under Hammersmith Bridge on the first hour of the first day of the first month after Pete next posts "Ironing still to be done".

I can't say what happens when you arrive, but lets just say those scars still run pretty f***ing deep.
I lasted a while in the job, but in spite of managing to come through the sheer horror of the "WATRB Initiation Ceremony", it was having to make direct contact with HA9 Ranger and Weareqpr12 on the same day that finally tipped me over the edge.

Dark, dark days.

My advice? If you hear a knock at the door late at night... think twice before answering, and DON'T open the f***ing envelope.

Quality mate, will be hard pushed to find a more amusing post.

[Goddard]

Quality mate, will be hard pushed to find a more amusing post.

Don't know what you're laughing at... you know the real truth.

Makes my little tale look like a f***ing tea-party.