Billionaires & Bog Roll

[SpankwiR]

Forgot to mention this after the Bristol game. I went for a chud at half time last Monday and because my sphincter has been some what lazy of late neglected to check to bog roll before committing. To my horror I discovered that it was empty and I was forced to wipe my @rse with my NEW Christmas socks. Surely with all our owners money we can get toilet roll? And YES I have emailed the club to complain and NO I didnt bin the socks as they are new I simply turned them inside out! This then wrecked my new trainers
:yush:

[stan_bowles]

From previous experiences i have learned to always keep a small packet of Kleenex in my pocket when i go out.

[Controversy]

dude you weren't sitting in the east paddock was ya, because some one was stinking during the Bristol City Game

[Gerryhatrick]

If they can't supply toilet roll, can't they hang a few chelsea shirts in the cubicle instead

[G.T.P]

ted, i think you might finally get your 50k hits thread mucker.

[SpankwiR]

If they can't supply toilet roll, can't they hang a few chelsea shirts in the cubicle instead

Or just hang a few Chelsea fans up? I can wipe my @rse with their hair.

[Robsondinho]

Talking about bog roll, look at this christmas pressie I got.

[80sCasual]

Talking about bog roll, look at this christmas pressie I got.

I want some of that, having a dump will be so much sweeter, i'd even want to go more.

[SpankwiR]

I got arrested outside Stamford Bridge for having a dump outside the after coming out that night club Purple super lashed! £180 fine and a smacked bum of my Mum.

[Robsondinho]

80s was lovely, had the runs one day after a xmas binge, felt so good mate.

[scuberry]

Have we finally found the phantom "F Block Farter" that has followed through ???

[SpankwiR]

Have we finally found the phantom "F Block Farter" that has followed through ???

Thats socking how dare you!

[MYU]

Talking about bog roll, look at this christmas pressie I got.

Love it!

Where can I buy that, brothers a chelsea fan so it will be great!

[Robsondinho]

I dont know myu it was in my stocking as a joke present. Guess if you google it something will come up.

[MYU]

Do a search on chelsea bog roll in google and it points to this thread.

http://www.a-wipe.co.uk/products.html