Billionaires & Bog Roll

[Asia Ranger]

Forgot to mention this after the Bristol game. I went for a chud at half time last Monday and because my sphincter has been some what lazy of late neglected to check to bog roll before committing. To my horror I discovered that it was empty and I was forced to wipe my @rse with my NEW Christmas socks. Surely with all our owners money we can get toilet roll? And YES I have emailed the club to complain and NO I didnt bin the socks as they are new I simply turned them inside out! This then wrecked my new trainers
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That s hilarious. Funniest post Ive read in ages. I had a similar experience regrading a chud in a nightclub a few year back. I then realised just how useful a mobile fone was as I had to ring my mate, who then had to go the bar and order a toliet roll, then come visit me for the baton change. I got absolutely rinsed for weeks.