A Little Joke to Cheer Us All Up.

[Acton Stations]

[Joke] When asked about his decision to award Swansea a penalty against QPR at Loftus Road last night, the referee simply replied, "I was merely thinking out of the box."
[/Joke]

[KLOS]

excellent.

Vincent Van Goth goes into bar in London

Customer 'Hl Vincent, may I buy you a drink?'


'No thanks, I have got one 'ere'

[Abseits]

Not a joke, just a clever turn of phrase I read recently... the writer described his mate who like getting drunk and having a brawl as a " Menace to Sobriety".

[Acton Stations]

excellent.

Vincent Van Goth goes into bar in London

Customer 'Hl Vincent, may I buy you a drink?'


'No thanks, I have got one 'ere'

Who else nose about that? Always happy to keep an eye out for jokes like that.

[Acton Stations]

[Spam] One morning a holidaymaker was at breakfast in his four-star hotel, but to his total dismay he found that the bacon tray was empty at the buffet.

He simply wouldn't go without his bacon, so not to be beaten, he waited patiently for what seemed to be an eternity for the tray to be filled up again.

Suddenly, to his sheer delight, he caught sight of the chef bringing in a batch of freshly cooked bacon to refill the empty tray.

With a sigh of relief, the holidaymaker said to the chef, "Ahhhh! The bacon's back!"

The chef replied, "Yes that's correct sir, it is indeed Back Bacon." [/Spam].

[Acton Stations]

Not a joke, just a clever turn of phrase I read recently... the writer described his mate who like getting drunk and having a brawl as a " Menace to Sobriety".

I sometimes describe a football team in West London that regularly gets beaten as a "Menace to Sanity"

[KLOS]

Who else nose about that? Acton

Cyrano de Bergerac

[KLOS]

Acton and Abseits,

was it in both cases Mrs Malaprop?

[daveshads]

Honestly all that fuss about going around the noon. I mean, it’s not rocket science is it!!!!

[WeAreQPR12]

I used to own a dog called Minton and he would literally eat everything, he even once ate a whole tube of Shuttlecocks and I shouted Bad Minton

[Acton Stations]

I used to own a dog called Minton and he would literally eat everything, he even once ate a whole tube of Shuttlecocks and I shouted Bad Minton

Not bad! Got a bit of a racket going on here now!

[Acton Stations]

If I were to name an English county that would best describe a fair number of our performances this season, it would have to be, 'Wilts.'

[eam1882]

The man who developed hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died.
RIP scott chegg.

An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face.
Chinda gudunproppa has denied all charges.

[Acton Stations]

The man who developed hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died.
RIP scott chegg.

An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face.
Chinda gudunproppa has denied all charges.

Ironically, I've just heard that the British ex-pat who developed stuffed risotto balls in Sicily has just died laughing at your jokes. I think his name was Aaron Cheeney.
Premier League mate!

[SheepRanger]

Did you know that on Gaffer FM - the football managers radio station - the most requested track is "I don't want to go to Chelsea" by Elvis Costello.