Got Corona.....

[swede]

...

......and it really sucks. Never again.

[SheepRanger]

Sorry to hear that Swede.

How long have you had it and what symptoms are you getting?

Please keep us updated as we'll be getting it soon!

[Bill]

...

......and it really sucks. Never again.

I prefer peroni

[MYU]

Get well soon, my little nephew has it too.

They said on the radio that we'll all get it at some stage.

[rodman]

I'm a bit worried I've got croona virus too.

Been singing Frank Sinatra songs all day.

[swede]

Sorry to hear that Swede.

How long have you had it and what symptoms are you getting?

Please keep us updated as we'll be getting it soon!

Bought a sixpack friday, talked more than I usually do and sang songs I later felt ashamed of. Tasted like water - never again. Hope you won’t be getting it.

[WeAreQPR12]

I love a laugh and joke as much as the rest of you, but I can't emphasis how serious this is. 1 person started the spread of this and the way our government are more concerned about the economy over health is scary. In may I doubt there will be these kind of jokes

[Buffalo]

I lost an old friend to it yesterday. He had underlying health issues but they were perfectly manageable.

I'm not criticising this thread in any way though - this is one of those times when you have to laugh, as long as it's not directly at someone's expense.

[SheepRanger]

My father is 78 with type 1 diabetes and I'm very concerned that he might catch this. Each to their own on the joke front......

[SheepRanger]

I love a laugh and joke as much as the rest of you, but I can't emphasis how serious this is. 1 person started the spread of this and the way our government are more concerned about the economy over health is scary. In may I doubt there will be these kind of jokes

Agreed. Boris wants 60% of the population to get it for herd immunity, that's 39.6m people. With proper statistics they hope the death rates will be circa 2% which makes it 20x more deadly than flu and would result in circa 792,000 deaths in the UK alone. Scary times ahead.

[Buffalo]

I wish you all the best Sheep. Its a very worrying time for those with loved ones that are elderly or otherwise frail.

[SheepRanger]

I wish you all the best Sheep. Its a very worrying time for those with loved ones that are elderly or otherwise frail.

Cheers pal and fingers crossed and sorry to hear about your loss. Any type of illness my father gets his readings go mad and he becomes a shadow of himself. I fear for him if he gets this, but he lives in a rural area so its easy to keep away from crowds. But I think its inevitable he'll he'll catch it eventually and theres no vaccine or anti-viral drugs in sight!!

[shaggy24]

The way the government allowed Cheltenham to go on as its a big earner for country is a joke.

Many companies may go to the wall over this virus but UK government telling us to carry on and delay the peak until the summer as the NHS is in a better position then comes down to Multiple governments cutting cost for OAPS allowing to many EU settlers and not supporting the NHS with investment. its not one persons were in this position but the suits that spoke last week were after a convenience for the NHS to be equipped rather than equipping it in the first place and let it run by targets and fines for falling them on paper thin margins of success and failure.

Rant over

[QPRDave]

The op is a moron, that just hasn't grasped humour at all.
Even the attempted joke is so old it's next to the T-Rex at the museum

[swede]

The op is a moron, that just hasn't grasped humour at all.
Even the attempted joke is so old it's next to the T-Rex at the museum

Heard that overly-scared people are most at risk.