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  • Lord Charles
    Bronze Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 655

    #1

    So let me get this right

    Flavio is a **** and we want him out of the club,
    but before he goes we would like him to buy us some new players.

    We would like Amit and Lahkshmi to take over,
    but we want the board out.

    Routledge, was one of our most gifted players and selling him was a statement of lack of ambition by the board,
    But he was part of a disruptive clique and should have been outed ages ago.

    Damion Stewart was outstanding when voted Player of The Year,
    But has the attention span of a goldfish.

    Helgusson is a useless **** who couldn't hit a cows #### with a banjo,
    but we really ought to recall him from Watford.

    Buzsaky, Our White Pele,
    Is a disgrace and should never wear a Rangers shirt again.

    Taarabt, touted as one of the most gifted players at Loftus Road in years,
    Is a selfish, useless twunt who can fnck off back to Spurs.

    Faurlin, touted as one of the most gifted players at Loftus Road in years,
    cant shoot,cant score,cant pass.

    Funny old game innit.
  • ollyhoops
    Gold Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 6013

    #2
    correct!

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    • 3London
      Silver Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 3757

      #3
      spot on

      you forgot

      we don't want to become another chelsea
      but we want to be bankrolled by our billionaires

      we want to sign players who are on £30,000 a week
      but we don't want topay more than £20 a game to see them

      we want to win a game in the fa cup
      but can't be a*sed to turn up and support.

      we want a decent youth system
      but #### anyone who comes from it after 15mins as a sub.

      any more?

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      • Goddard
        Silver Seat
        • Dec 2009
        • 4529

        #4
        Originally posted by Lord Charles
        Flavio is a **** and we want him out of the club,
        but before he goes we would like him to buy us some new players.

        We would like Amit and Lahkshmi to take over,
        but we want the board out.

        Routledge, was one of our most gifted players and selling him was a statement of lack of ambition by the board,
        But he was part of a disruptive clique and should have been outed ages ago.

        Damion Stewart was outstanding when voted Player of The Year,
        But has the attention span of a goldfish.

        Helgusson is a useless **** who couldn't hit a cows #### with a banjo,
        but we really ought to recall him from Watford.

        Buzsaky, Our White Pele,
        Is a disgrace and should never wear a Rangers shirt again.

        Taarabt, touted as one of the most gifted players at Loftus Road in years,
        Is a selfish, useless twunt who can fnck off back to Spurs.

        Faurlin, touted as one of the most gifted players at Loftus Road in years,
        cant shoot,cant score,cant pass.

        Funny old game innit.
        That's message boards for you!


        The first one you wrote.... that's the odd one.
        I don't want big money spent on players, and for exactly the reason you point out.


        There was a really odd chant yesterday:
        One minute it was anti-Flav, then it was "Bring back De Canio".

        No-one see the irony in that?
        De Canio would be the clearest sign of all that nothing would change.
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        • NewarkR
          Silver Seat
          • May 2009
          • 1323

          #5
          That sums it up pretty well.

          And they call themselves 'realists' too..
          We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are...

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          • Mr M
            Bronze Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 465

            #6
            Stop it, you are making me cry!
            A man who has not made a mistake has made nothing

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            • QPR1976
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 2391

              #7
              Spot on ! Both Charlies (Ray would be proud) and 3london
              Best 2 posts of the weekend.

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              • QPR1976
                Silver Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 2391

                #8
                Anyone honestly think Di Canio will give up an almost certain crack at Seria A and pitting his wits against Milan's, Juve, Roma & co. Instead return to the Championship and Billy Smarts circus ?

                2 pints of the same please.....

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                • qprdel
                  Bronze Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 350

                  #9
                  Great post.

                  I honestly think some fans are so wrapped up in attacking the club for everything, they have lost sight of reality.

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                  • qblockpete
                    C Club
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 22186

                    #10


                    Thats about it

                    We want him to buy players


                    Then he can get lost


                    About sums it up
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