Oi Pete...!!

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Oi Clunge leave the songwriting to the muppets and stick to what you do best...scathing ****taking comments

[MYU]

No MYU, all credits to Capt. Clunge for the tune, basic words and inspiration.

Should you stay or should you go now,
Cos when we play, you'll be in trouble,
And if you score then we'll get double,
So come on and let us know,
We're Queens Park Rangers, GO, GO, GO!"

Credit must go to him but think the words should change slightly to better it.

[Captain Clunge]

very good cave man

or shall we call u jim?

i actually know your true identity

You should have a word with Beefy, he thinks I'm called Scott. You think I'm called Jim.

To be fair, if you mixed both names up, added a few letters, took a few away, you'd both be bang on.

Nobody knows me, I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in secrecy.