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  • Westway
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2011
    • 1200

    #1

    Les Ferdinand's Lucky P****!

    Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne claims he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games

    The former Ibrox star was impressed by how well-endowed the striker was so asked him if he could have a hold.

    BYRECORD SPORT ONLINE
    11:08, 21 AUG 2017

    Paul Gascoigne has made a bizarre claim about Les Ferdinand (Image: Daily Record)
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    Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne has claimed he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games.

    Gazza made the bizarre claim saying he was so impressed by the size of the England striker that he asked if could have a "hold of the thing" and Ferdinand agreed.


    The former Tottenham midfielder told fans that it brought him good luck as he went out and played a blinder and got on the scoresheet - even though Ferdinand claims it is 'nonsense'.


    Rangers hero Paul Gascoigne’s return to health will be complete when he's playing in Gers shirt again

    Gascoigne, 50, was determined to follow up his impressive display and said it became a pre-match ritual playing for his country as he played alongside Ferdinand for the Three Lions between 1993 and 1998.

    Gazza, speaking at a charity event, said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off, you should have seen the size of his f***ing ####
    “He made mine look small.

    “I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f***ing hold of that thing’.


    “So he let me have a hold of it.

    “And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f***ing brilliant’.

    “So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

    “And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

    Ferdinand laughed when he was asked about Gazza's claims and says it never happened.

    Ferdinand, speaking in The Sun, said: "That’s absolute nonsense. That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

    Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation that was set up in the name of his nephew who tragically passed away last year.

    Is this the strangest pre-match ritual ever?
  • West Acton
    CCG
    • Dec 2009
    • 21475

    #2
    Cheryl cole all day everyday I would use her p iss as wash water

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    • 72bus
      Gold Seat
      • Mar 2011
      • 9498

      #3
      nothing would surprise me with gazza

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      • vespa
        Gang of Four Members
        • Mar 2011
        • 6903

        #4
        Originally posted by West Acton
        Cheryl cole all day everyday I would use her p iss as wash water
        With you on that Westie , i`d use her tampax string as tooth floss
        Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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        • Rangers77
          Platinum Seat
          • Aug 2012
          • 11808

          #5
          Best Ollie grabs hold of it tomorrow and Saturday.

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          • vespa
            Gang of Four Members
            • Mar 2011
            • 6903

            #6
            Dani Behr looked well for it !
            Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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            • 72bus
              Gold Seat
              • Mar 2011
              • 9498

              #7
              Originally posted by vespa
              Dani Behr looked well for it !
              was behind her in the GL queue early 90's , leftfield were having a russell in the old GLC building , she smelt lovely but was right up herself

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              • vespa
                Gang of Four Members
                • Mar 2011
                • 6903

                #8
                Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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                • vespa
                  Gang of Four Members
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 6903

                  #9
                  mate ,if its good enough for Les ..................
                  Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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                  • Hubble
                    Postmodernist
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 5616

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 72bus
                    was behind her in the GL queue early 90's , leftfield were having a russell in the old GLC building , she smelt lovely but was right up herself
                    Having a russell?

                    Crowe = go?

                    Brand = stand??

                    Jack Russell - Urban dictionary definition I won't link to here...


                    ???
                    Last edited by Hubble; 22-08-2017, 05:18 AM.

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                    • West Acton
                      CCG
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 21475

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vespa
                      With you on that Westie , i`d use her tampax string as tooth floss
                      I would use it after you mate

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                      • 1973 ranger
                        Gold Seat
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 5990

                        #12
                        Good sort back in the day was Dani.

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                        • Kevin Mcleod
                          Referee
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 17322

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hubble
                          Having a russell?

                          Crowe = go?

                          Brand = stand??

                          Jack Russell - Urban dictionary definition I won't link to here...


                          ???
                          Russell Harty = Party.

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                          • Hubble
                            Postmodernist
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 5616

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kevin Mcleod
                            Russell Harty = Party.
                            Blimey, Russell Harty! Cheers Kev.

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                            • corbray
                              Silver Seat
                              • Feb 2016
                              • 3030

                              #15
                              what the hell!

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