why aint u r'sssss out tonite????

[Factamondo]

me.............ive been on the lash since three and am as pickled as a newt in spring time...................:tired:

[big ade]

lying in bed with a bad back:very_sad:

[Factamondo]

lying in bed with a bad back:very_sad:

'sticky matress syndrome' me old mucker..........may i suggest a 18 pack of co codamol n copious stella artois!!!!

[Youvebeenrangered]

Cant be arsed tonight, gonna head out tomorrow night...

Tonight:

Had a curry, now having a few becks, jonny ross on later that'll do me until tomorrow excitment.

[big ade]

sod the beer my fair maiden is on her way to sort me out pwopper:shocked:

[Factamondo]

staying in is the new going out so i hear:horror:.........im normally enlightening the 30 something women of hornchurch/upminster on friday nights but too be honest things aint gone too well lately on the snatch front:horror:

[Factamondo]

sod the beer my fair maiden is on her way to sort me out pwopper:shocked:

thats the spirit me old gibraltern rock monkey...........nowt a better heeler than a rampant sheila!!

[Youvebeenrangered]

staying in is the new going out so i hear:horror:.........im normally enlightening the 30 something women of hornchurch/upminster on friday nights but too be honest things aint gone too well lately on the snatch front:horror:

Maybe its your latest chat up lines?

I mean perhaps "here darlin, fancy one" just aint doint it for them anymore?

[W12_Ranger]

staying in is the new going out so i hear:horror:.........im normally enlightening the 30 something women of hornchurch/upminster on friday nights but too be honest things aint gone too well lately on the snatch front:horror:

Well its saved you the perennial trip down the clinic :bad_smile:

[big ade]

thats the spirit me old gibraltern rock monkey...........nowt a better heeler than a rampant sheila!!

better get off and grease myself up:exciting:

[Factamondo]

Maybe its your latest chat up lines?

I mean perhaps "here darlin, fancy one" just aint doint it for them anymore?

:( aint used that one since i got a slap from 'fat jackie' at easter old son..!!!!.:horror:

[Factamondo]

Well its saved you the perennial trip down the clinic :bad_smile:

:(.............had the old cotton bud up the japs eye once mate..............never again............:anger:

[vanhoop]

:(.............had the old cotton bud up the japs eye once mate..............never again............:anger:

****s on fire,not nice facto,thats the price we pay for being handsome

[Youvebeenrangered]

:(.............had the old cotton bud up the japs eye once mate..............never again............:anger:

I'll second that, although the bird doing it wasnt that bad...:very_sad:

Not that she would ever date a patient, god i couldnt imagine a bigger turn off...

Imagine that "So how did you two meet?"..." Well he had watering eyes, and i had a cotton bud down his jap"....

Talk about a convo killer!

[Factamondo]

****s on fire,not nice facto,thats the price we pay for being handsome

:embarrassed:.............tis a big cross we bare my friend!!!!