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  • Hertford Hoop
    W12 Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 15998

    #61
    Gobsmacked that no one else took a punt and snapped Charlie up, he'll score for fun when getting decent service
    I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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    • Ginger Ninja
      W12 Seat
      • Jan 2010
      • 17458

      #62
      Originally posted by Hoop-du-Jour
      How about this!



      "I said to my son, "Where you going?"

      He said, "I'm off to meet a girl."

      I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know."

      He said, "What?"

      I said, "You know."

      He said, "Do you mean a condom?"

      I said, "No, a fkng hat you ginger cant."
      Actually have heard that, and it still brings out a giggle
      Top Scorers 2018/2019

      Nakhi Wells - 8
      Pawel Wszolek - 6
      Luke Freeman - 6
      Matt Smith - 6
      Ebere Eze - 4
      Joel Lynch - 3
      Tomer Hemed - 3
      Toni Leistner - 2
      Massimo Luongo- 2
      Angel Rangel - 2
      Bright Osayi-Samuel - 2
      Geoff Cameron - 1
      Aramide Oteh - 1
      Jake Bidwell - 1
      Jordan Cousins - 1

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      • Fordy
        Silver Seat
        • May 2011
        • 4281

        #63
        Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid

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        • Ginger Ninja
          W12 Seat
          • Jan 2010
          • 17458

          #64
          Originally posted by Fordy
          Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid
          Lads, if someone can bring one I haven't heard I'll get them a pint at the next home game
          Top Scorers 2018/2019

          Nakhi Wells - 8
          Pawel Wszolek - 6
          Luke Freeman - 6
          Matt Smith - 6
          Ebere Eze - 4
          Joel Lynch - 3
          Tomer Hemed - 3
          Toni Leistner - 2
          Massimo Luongo- 2
          Angel Rangel - 2
          Bright Osayi-Samuel - 2
          Geoff Cameron - 1
          Aramide Oteh - 1
          Jake Bidwell - 1
          Jordan Cousins - 1

          Summer Transfers 2019

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          • Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
            Gold Seat
            • Sep 2012
            • 8957

            #65
            Originally posted by Hoop-du-Jour
            How about this!



            "I said to my son, "Where you going?"

            He said, "I'm off to meet a girl."

            I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know."

            He said, "What?"

            I said, "You know."

            He said, "Do you mean a condom?"

            I said, "No, a fkng hat you ginger cant."
            Haha belly laughed at that one

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            • WeAreQPR12
              C Club
              • Mar 2009
              • 23550

              #66
              Originally posted by Ginger Ninja
              Lads, if someone can bring one I haven't heard I'll get them a pint at the next home game
              What's the difference between a ginge and a brick? At least a brick gets laid?!
              I played sunday league football today.

              Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

              I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

              We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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              • Hitman34
                Platinum Seat
                • Jan 2012
                • 13959

                #67
                Originally posted by Hoop-du-Jour
                How about this!



                "I said to my son, "Where you going?"

                He said, "I'm off to meet a girl."

                I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know."

                He said, "What?"

                I said, "You know."

                He said, "Do you mean a condom?"

                I said, "No, a fkng hat you ginger cant."
                nsa/cia spy on this..............┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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                • WeAreQPR12
                  C Club
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23550

                  #68
                  Oh fordy got there 1st
                  I played sunday league football today.

                  Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                  I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                  We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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                  • Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
                    Gold Seat
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 8957

                    #69
                    Originally posted by WeAreQPR12
                    What's the difference between a ginge and a brick? At least a brick gets laid?!
                    Think there's an echo in here

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                    • WeAreQPR12
                      C Club
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23550

                      #70
                      OK why did ginger kids used to be so Lucky? Well they used to get their own room when they stayed at Michael Jacksons house!
                      I played sunday league football today.

                      Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                      I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                      We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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                      • Ginger Ninja
                        W12 Seat
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 17458

                        #71
                        Originally posted by WeAreQPR12
                        OK why did ginger kids used to be so Lucky? Well they used to get their own room when they stayed at Michael Jacksons house!
                        Let me just add, they've gotta be funny too lol
                        Top Scorers 2018/2019

                        Nakhi Wells - 8
                        Pawel Wszolek - 6
                        Luke Freeman - 6
                        Matt Smith - 6
                        Ebere Eze - 4
                        Joel Lynch - 3
                        Tomer Hemed - 3
                        Toni Leistner - 2
                        Massimo Luongo- 2
                        Angel Rangel - 2
                        Bright Osayi-Samuel - 2
                        Geoff Cameron - 1
                        Aramide Oteh - 1
                        Jake Bidwell - 1
                        Jordan Cousins - 1

                        Summer Transfers 2019

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                        OUT

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                        • Hoop-du-Jour
                          Silver Seat
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 1415

                          #72
                          Anyhow, enough of the Ginger bashing from me, glad Charlie's off to a cracking start and I shall follow his progress. I will of course coset every fkin goal he scores not for us!

                          With any luck we'll be playing the saints season after next

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                          • BuffooneRy
                            Bronze Seat
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 886

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Hoop-du-Jour
                            Anyhow, enough of the Ginger bashing from me, glad Charlie's off to a cracking start and I shall follow his progress. I will of course coset every fkin goal he scores not for us!

                            With any luck we'll be playing the saints season after next
                            I can't see the Saints getting relegated any time soon...!

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                            • qpr
                              Platinum Seat
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 10372

                              #74
                              This thread reminds me why I rarely read more then one page on this forum, completely off topic
                              Under Les Ferdinand:
                              Luke Freeman, top assists in the league: 4million
                              Alex Smithies, great goalie for this club: 3,5million
                              Charlie Austin, 19 Premier League goals: 4million
                              Jack Robinson: Contract ran out, left for free
                              And many more mistakes

                              LES FERDINAND, IT'S TIME TO GO

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                              • Brian Wilson
                                Silver Seat
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 4400

                                #75
                                Originally posted by qpr
                                This thread reminds me why I rarely read more then one page on this forum, completely off topic
                                Ginger?

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