New Catering App. Order Half Time Drinks From Your Seat Amd No Queing.

[Kevin Mcleod]

This new app allows users to pre order beverages from their seat and just collect them at half time. What is the modern game coming to, if they can do this at beaten up old loftus road, what will we get at the new hi tech stadium, robot waiters? Ha ha.

http://www.qpr.co.uk/news/article/shortcut-app-qpr-loftus-road-drinks-2309170.aspx

[Kirill]

But I don't want to collect them at half time, that is so primitive. Have them delivered to our seats in little baskets lowered from an intricate wire grid installed under the roof. You know like you have these over-the-pitch cams that run on two intersecting wires, same principle. Just do it.

[Kevin Mcleod]

Wouldnt be surprised if something like that isnt in place in the new stadium. Them mittals love a bit of technology, so im guessing our stadium will be space age and one of the most modern in the world.

[MYU]

Next we'll have an app that controls the players.

[bushcelt1]

everything that is so wrong with modern football....total b ollix. PEANUTTTTSSSSSSS......

[Rangers77]

Wish the app has them bring a bucket to your seat so you could take a whizz without having to brave the horror that is the Ellerslie Road toilets....

[Hitman34]

Will there be an armchair stand?

[vblockranger]

I want mine droned in from above on a retractable cable. At Loftus Rd obvs :-)

[Kirill]

I want mine droned in from above on a retractable cable. At Loftus Rd obvs :-)

That's what I meant, don't go stealing my ideas, patent pending you know!!!

[vespa]

all i want is peroni served by nubile wenches wearing the 82 cup final kit ,not a lot to ask really

[vblockranger]

That's what I meant, don't go stealing my ideas, patent pending you know!!!

Free floating radio controlled drones mate...none of this last decade tech wire grids. Its 2015 you know!

[Kirill]

Free floating radio controlled drones mate...none of this last decade tech wire grids. Its 2015 you know!

But all the radio frequencies are already overloaded during the matches, with thousands of people making calls, sending texts and browsing the web. My wire grid is thus still the most viable option and it will make me mega rich.

[vblockranger]

But all the radio frequencies are already overloaded during the matches, with thousands of people making calls, sending texts and browsing the web. My wire grid is thus still the most viable option and it will make me mega rich.

hmmm you've thought this through haven't you...back to the drawing board for me.

[Hove Ranger]

Free floating radio controlled drones mate...none of this last decade tech wire grids. Its 2015 you know!

I'm pretty sure the government have a few spare. We could fill the ones used for chemicals with confetti to create a party atmosphere around the stadium

[Kirill]

I'm pretty sure the government have a few spare. We could fill the ones used for chemicals with confetti to create a party atmosphere around the stadium

But with all the radio interference from mobile phones there is always the risk that a drone might crash into a packed stand, even into the director's box. I am sure Vblock would not want that to happen, so let's just scrap the drone idea.