4 questions you'd like to ask Toon fans

[QPRDave]

Oh no Dave, it's a nightclub for Gentlemen who like the company of other Gentlemen !

Good god.....Bit like in the film Trading Places?!

[jpsuperhooper]

which ones Ant and which ones Dec?

[jpsuperhooper]

what fillings do you prefer in your pies?

[QPRDave]

what fillings do you prefer in your pies?

Probably be Mag

[Olly]

Whats the point in the poll (that is saying no dont do it) if we are doing it anyway? Ha ha.

Ask Kirill. Will I be banned then for bringing this forum into disrepute, for being so far up our own derrieres that we don't participate in social banter with other clubs?

[midland R]

is it true that you eat dog s hit for breakfast.

[Hertford Hoop]

Do they teach English in the local Geordie schools?
Do any of you eat healthy food?
Be honest you really admire the Mackems?
Apart from black and white is there any colour you like?

[bushcelt1]

Seen as newcastle is in scotland do you all wear kilts to work...?

[vespa]

Is that owned by that black woman who used to laugh alot on the telly?!

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[vanhoop]

Does robson green represent Newcastle?

Would you love to kick the f uck out of him the same way I do?

[vanhoop]

What sort of ###### is that Sarah millican?

What's happened to that skinny sort that married the zoo owner?

[Nick]

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really made me laugh, havent heard that saying for age's!!

[LoftusRoadLad]

Why are you called ''The Magpies'' bet they cant answer that.

[jfish]

Why do you think you are the biggest club on the planet ?

How do you feel about Londoners coming up for the weekend and nailing your birds ?

[Burnside]

Have you been to Ally Frasers gaff in marbella?