which ex qpr player would you slap with a wet fish???

[Factamondo]

for me id love to wrap a wet piece of hallibut straight into the mush of mark hateley!!!

[Youvebeenrangered]

First off the fish of my choseing would be a fair sized trout....

And my player of choice would be Jamie Cureton. Pint sized big headed little git.

[Factamondo]

oooo:waaaht:............brown or rainbow old son????........poor old jase wernt too bad so im a tad surprised he derserves the gupping!!!

[Factamondo]

[Youvebeenrangered]

Well my brother bumped into him once on a night out in reading, he talked like he was black and thought he was god... Cant stand that type.

Def Rainbow, used to do abit of fishing and allways found the old rainbows to be more slimy than most, also used to work on a fish counter years ago and they stink...

If not Cureton perhaps mike sheron....

[Factamondo]

must say i hate those 'white boy come 'gangsta from da hoodz' types myself...........its the accent i cant fathom as it has no relevence to any area of england which is odd in itself!!!!

[Youvebeenrangered]

Winds me right up, sometimes i just wanna walk up and ask why they talk like that, i also want to ask them why there jeans are hanging of there ankles, why they have caps on at a slant, also why cut bits of your eyebrows...

All very strange..

[Sleeping Giants]

for me id love to wrap a wet piece of hallibut straight into the mush of mark hateley!!!

Vinny Jones (if I had my running shoes on)

[Factamondo]

the old ar....se on the floor fifty sizes too big jeans is in honour of the 'bro's in jail in the states i think.......i challenged one in hammersmith one evening and he retorted 'me go'wan else me go 'shanks' you':horror:....i expected our ex full back to pop out but apparently its street slang for ' im going to give you a rather nasty stab in the buttocks region'..........i decided to take premeditated action and biff him one before he could carry out his threat!!

[Factamondo]

Vinny Jones (if I had my running shoes on)

good choice but which fish old chap?????

[Youvebeenrangered]

the old ar....se on the floor fifty sizes too big jeans is in honour of the 'bro's in jail in the states i think.......i challenged one in hammersmith one evening and he retorted 'me go'wan else me go 'shanks' you':horror:....i expected our ex full back to pop out but apparently its street slang for ' im going to give you a rather nasty stab in the buttocks region'..........i decided to take premeditated action and biff him one before he could carry out his threat!!

Pre empted it, well done, i hope you broke the little scally wags jaw..

[Factamondo]

Pre empted it, well done, i hope you broke the little scally wags jaw..

not sure old son as i departed the scene whilst young chap was rather comotose!!

[Sleeping Giants]

good choice but which fish old chap?????

How about a nice Perch (*****ly little bleeders if I remember correctly!)?

[Youvebeenrangered]

I nice big smelly salmon would be a good option.. Although not the easiest to carry with ya i accept.

[Factamondo]

:horror:............rather nasty little chaps.........spiteful fins that can give you a rather sharp *****............nice choice fella!!