tony pullis come save us

[Kirill]

Tony you look so cool in that cap
Please stand in our dugout, dear chap
Lead us to survival in the Premier League
With Harry we go down, there is no mystique
We are becoming really desperate
Can't even find a frigging rhyme
Our indecisive chairman is off his head
Soon we will all sound like qprted

[Stanley]

Very good, Ted has some competition at last.

[Harryboy]

I remember reading the same thing. Last time we needed a new manager (harry come and save us) now look what crap we are in

[QPRDave]

Oh Kirill Kirill
That poem was like a bitter pill
I know your from Estonia
but that went down like ammonia
So hampster man
chuck your pens down the pan
go Pack your rucksack
and get behind mr Redknapp

[qprted]

well

well tony tony help us out of this mess
you bring along gerry god bless
you may wear your cap
anything is better than redknap

he puts his troops in his own half hoping to hit on the break
to wake up harry boy you need an earthquake
defend defend defend
he drives me round the bend

wheres all the wing play he learnt at west ham those tactics he seems to disown
he just has no tactics at all and leaves poor charlie up there all on his own
this usually means that we concede about 4 goals so there are no wins or cups
and unfortunately these goals are mostly rio ferdinads f ups

[vanhoop]

well tony tony help us out of this mess
you bring along gerry god bless
you may wear your cap
anything is better than redknap

he puts his troops in his own half hoping to hit on the break
to wake up harry boy you need an earthquake
defend defend defend
he drives me round the bend

wheres all the wing play he learnt at west ham those tactics he seems to disown
he just has no tactics at all and leaves poor charlie up there all on his own
this usually means that we concede about 4 goals so there are no wins or cups
and unfortunately these goals are mostly rio ferdinads f ups

The daddy!! Can the hamster come back from a sonnet like that!! Boyakasha

[QPRDave]

Huh lowbrow site eh.....who else have a poetry corner!..........WATRB = coalcher init!

[Stanley]

Huh lowbrow site eh.....who else have a poetry corner!..........WATRB = coalcher init!

[QPRDave]

I am a fan of the Rangers
As are all you strangers
I know we all turn to beer
cause we have nuffin to cheer
Isla and Vargas are subs
when i feel they could be the hubs
Put em in the team and i think it'll work
cmon Harry don't be a berk

[qprted]

yes

yes this man is a poet and dosnt....................... no et
who is the true.............................................. laurete
is it dave with the exploding testicles now he is the new hope
or is it the existing beaten up old football thug now hes a proper dope

i actually think that stanley is the secret gifted one,but we need to see his rendition
but hes too modest to get involved we need to read his in perfect condition
so come on stanley blow our minds with your piece of wriitten brilliance
and we will all sit back and look at your fantastic resilience

[QPRDave]

It's def you Ted. I am but a pale pretender.......whereas you are the main............er um ...bartender!

[Stanley]

i actually think that stanley is the secret gifted one,but we need to see his rendition
but hes too modest to get involved we need to read his in perfect condition
so come on stanley blow our minds with your piece of wriitten brilliance
and we will all sit back and look at your fantastic resilience

Oh Father Ted one must not wait for the muse
In desperate times us R's cannot choose
In Harry we trusted but his flush is now busted
So he must go else he'll get too abused

Stability is vital says Tony
Even if your manager is pony
Your pants got pulled down, so you ran Hughes out of town
Now just get Pulis and no more baloney!

[Shania]

A pity the Nobel-Commitee wasn´t aware of this forum. could have won the literature and Peace price, I think

[Kirill]

A pity the Nobel-Commitee wasn´t aware of this forum. could have won the literature and Peace price, I think

Shh, don't let them find out, would be traffic overload

[Shania]

Hehe^^