ive just wrote to the club asking to become manager!!!

[Factamondo]

i also plan to play green as a 'rush goalie' as i want attacking play always!

[hal9thou]

i want attacking play always!

absolutely. Seriously if we played the Facto way we could negotiate separate media rights as the whole world would tune in to watch an EPL rush goalie type system with two sweepers and four wide.

We'd loose a few but think of the revenue......

[Factamondo]

i think we could become like the harlem globtrotters of the football world but shorter!

[MYU]

absolutely. Seriously if we played the Facto way we could negotiate separate media rights as the whole world would tune in to watch an EPL rush goalie type system with two sweepers and four wide.

We'd loose a few but think of the revenue......

We'd put Matty in goal.

[QPRDave]

offered my services on a ,pay me for points, basis and the use of a club car namely a new citroen berlingo( for my tools n stuff if i get an early finish i can do a few privates)...gave them a maximum of seven days to respond or i will retract my generous offer!

That's not ours.....Fulham left it behind, years ago.....it was their awayday club travel vehicle!....They jacked it in, cause they couldn't fill it!!

[West Acton]

Facto I could see you going back to old school management like these clips

[Factamondo]

westie im more the modern day interlectuail manager using sports science and up to the minute training methods!

[twranger]

westie im more the modern day interlectuail manager using sports science and up to the minute training methods!

did the voices tell you that mate?

[West Acton]

westie im more the modern day interlectuail manager using sports science and up to the minute training methods!

Please forgive me Facto I have heard you speak about the super foods so should have known you would be a modern day forward thinking manager in the mould of Gary Neville or Brendon Rogers rather then a Ron Atkinson or Bobby Gould

[Factamondo]

did the voices tell you that mate?

im with my good friend mr daniels tonight as mrsf has gone to her sisters for a few days well earned r n r!

[Factamondo]

Please forgive me Facto I have heard you speak about the super foods so should have known you would be a modern day forward thinking manager in the mould of Gary Neville or Brendon Rogers rather then a Ron Atkinson or Bobby Gould

i really am the thinking ladies strumpet westie!

[vanhoop]

Facto,will you be doing blood tests for e,s,Charlie and cannabis? I'm sure if there's a trace of any we must all stand a chance of playing my ol pub manager use to say.created a very happy ship.

[bakes8]

Facto might be the manager that hets the best out of the Enigma that is SWP.

[Kevster269]

Can I suggest a 'little something' added to the half time oranges Facto, just to lift the spirits ready for the second half Samba display...

[oldhoop]

May I be the first to say.......................................Facto Out!!!