Ted's Diaries

[qprted]

x block today

im going to be there along with all kinds of everything should be a good day out

[qprted]

goodbye dope

get out of our country go back to holland

[Harryboy]

Has he gone Ted ?

[qprted]

Well hes certainly gone in the head hes told the qpr players that newcastle are so good that they will win the league and frightened his own players

lets bring back neil warnock before its too late

[qprted]

thank you very much betfred another 400 pound bet ive lost so thats 900 in two seasons,no wonder that the managers are always driving ferrari cars
but qpr will destroy reading like shooting stars
after being two nil down
they come back to win three two inspight of that clown
congats to the qpr youth movement
whos performance against the fulham was a massive improvement

[qprted]

i can feel it in my bones

WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP

WATCH US SMASH BRENTFORD AND NORWICH

ITS ALL FOR MY ADOPTED DAD HES THE MAN

[qprted]

notabley our defence looks to have tightened ,this is created breaks up front and we can hit any team on the break,its not the best to watch but we are slowly moving up the table

[qprted]

stormtroopers required

time they all got fired
no passion
no compassion
no idea
they've all gone a little queer
they lack fire
and have no desire
only olly can stoke the big boiler he must return to inspire
or crowds will soon disapear
knowbody can watch this crap
i hope you guys can dig my rap
and right in front of mark lazarus the origional king
a man that could cross an inch perfect cross from the wing
so sign up now before our club goes down the drain
you dont even need a brain

[Northolt_Rs]

time they all got fired
no passion
no compassion
no idea
they've all gone a little queer
they lack fire
and have no desire
only olly can stoke the big boiler he must return to inspire
or crowds will soon disapear
knowbody can watch this crap
i hope you guys can dig my rap
and right in front of mark lazarus the origional king
a man that could cross an inch perfect cross from the wing
so sign up now before our club goes down the drain
you dont even need a brain

If we ever needed any proof of just how magnificent the English language truly is....I give you Ted!
Marvellous stuff.

[skranger]

Yes a true people's poet - Ted for chairman !!!!!

[Stanley]

I dreamt last night that Ted is actually a high-flyer in real life, and his character on here is a complete fiction.

[Kirill]

One stormtrooper spotted at HMV in Westfield, not sure he is up to the fight though...

[qprted]

comic gold kerill you wonderfull geezer
go and get yourself a bacardie breezer
im getting somespeckled hens out of the feeezer

[Alanwycombe]

Is Honey G Ted in drag?

[qprted]

one of my more sensible posts

all joking aside i think ive realised why jimmy floyde is not successfull from what ive picked up having talked to various players people like holloway and warnock basically tell the players to go out and enjoy the football,with a massive enpyhasis of winning
but jimmy floyde spends all week working on dead ball moves or stands in front of a black board talkimng about the other teams or some technical crap

THIS IS WHY HE MUST GO HES CREATED A WHOLE BUNCH OF COFUSED NINCOMPOOPS

IRONICALLY HE HAS BROUGHT IS SOME GOOD PLAYERS SO THE INTRODUCTION OF HOLLOWAY IN DECEMBER WHEN HIS BBC CONTRACT EXPIRES AND WHEN JIMMY FLOYDES CONTRACT EXPIRES WOULD BE PERFECT FOR QPR WE COULD STILL TECHNICALLY MAKE THE PLAY OFFS