Ted's Diaries

[qprted]

i still want roofe

give me kumar roofe from oxford and ill be a happy man

[Shania]

well shania if you get a broken heart
then you get a brain fartlosing warnock destroyed all my dreams
our club has exploded at the seems

Aha, that was a logic explanation.

[qprted]

oh shania your so cute
we need to sign sehrou guirassy hes a brute
one beautifull black striker that knows how to shoot
one thing every promtion club needs if they want to punt
is someone who can lead from the front
our club has no natural leader with washington fireing blanks
if our managerial team cant see this they must be planks

[WeAreQPR12]

Let's have a 1st wrtrbs wedding. Both single and in their 60's will plenty in common. If we can get ted to cut down on the drinking, and not keep talking about football hooligans I think we're half way there.

[Stanley]

WeAre, I've always wondered, why the 12 in WeAreQPR12?

[WeAreQPR12]

Now now Stanley don't be nasty. For someone to have nearly 20,000 post must make me at least a teenager

[Stanley]

Now now Stanley don't be nasty. For someone to have nearly 20,000 post must make me at least a teenager

Don't get me wrong mate, it's a genuine question. I knew it was nothing to do with your age. W12 related maybe?

[qprted]

yes its the west12 connection thats for sure

[Hertford Hoop]

Now now Stanley don't be nasty. For someone to have nearly 20,000 post must make me at least a teenager

I had you at around 55 weare, I guessed that your expert footballing knowledge took you back to the 70's. Also, AMG drivers tend to be of that age too

[qprted]

could wycombe away be the big friendly

every year there seems to be one big game that everyone seems to be going to this one is the hourglass pub its one of those pubs that explodes with
noise as all the rangers fans sing there heart out hopefully will meet all of you at this game there should be circa two thousand rangers going so it will be a good time for pre season get together

[davieqpr]

Trouble is every game bar Watford is midweek away.

[qprted]

yes but

yes but the imperial northolt stormtroopers are going to turn up in battalion strength at wycombe because they love ainsworth

[qprted]

im hearing reports that five hundred west ham and millwall and qpr thugs combined on there way looking for the jihadists so it will kick off big time

[Jeems]

im hearing reports that five hundred west ham and millwall and qpr thugs combined on there way looking for the jihadists so it will kick off big time

Jihadists dont openly advertise themselves as such, so just a bunch of thugs looking up beat some brownies then?

If they actually came across any, I'm not sure what 500 boozed up lads will do against guys with suicide vests and ak47's but sure, why not?

[DannyDire]

im hearing reports that five hundred west ham and millwall and qpr thugs combined on there way looking for the jihadists so it will kick off big time

So did they find the jihadists? Or is this another fairytale post??