Ted's Diaries

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the munster road massacre

monday night will seea massive qpr turn out they will pour down the munster road they will be in good spirits,we expect to see at least three thousand on the march with harries army


so its probabley a good idea if the foolham stay clear of that area


remember its peace love and happyness to everyone

[Factamondo]

ted ted its just gonna be a massive easter bonnet parade as all the norseholt stormtroopers/ladbroke grove lancers n essex longbowmen will be decked out in decorated head gear and dressed as fluffy bunnies!

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im

im gonna stick ann easter egg up marshies backside

[Northolt_Rs]

'Norseholt' will turn out in numbers - I can promise you that!

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yes yes yes

yes yes yes im amazed at the mass hysteria that has hit the town with no brains,youve got all the gilhooley brothers dressed up like vikings screaming

ODIN ODIN ODIN

THE GREAT PRINCESS SHANIA AND THE DODDINGHURST CUCKOO ARE THERE GODS

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we love you tony

its nice that you give us a lifelong commitment and eventually we will get there its only a matter of time before we get a top team together,but if we drop we must rebuild a whole team its going to be hard but not impossible

[Factamondo]

ted ted my norseholt viking god i concur tony aint building us on soft sodden foundations of clay but reinforced steel and concrete and we wil not subside and perish in 25 years like a barratt home but flourish an grow stronger like a viking castle!

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well

well yes its rather lovely that tony gives us a lifetime commitment,in times that are so troublesome,,..................................... ................god bless you tony baby we love you

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tony is the most beautifull person in my life

yes hes more wonderfull than my dedicated wife
hes always cheerfull and full of love
and has replaced the doddinghurst cuckoo the flies above
dear tony i hope we can beat wigan,but if we get the dreaded drop
we must say goodbye to the famous kop
but arry boy will rebuild us full of brilliant youth
that my dear tony is the gospel truth

[QPR71]

you missed an opportunity to rhyme wigan with biggun

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oh yes yes yes

oh yes yes yes


this weekend is the biggun
watch us destroy wigan
the springbok pub will be in full song
surely with a remy hatrick nothing can go wrong
there you are 1971
you my adopted son
ill buy you a bag of fish and chips
there you are i can already see you licking your lips

[QPR71]

oh yes yes yes


this weekend is the biggun
watch us destroy wigan
the springbok pub will be in full song
surely with a remy hatrick nothing can go wrong
there you are 1971
you my adopted son
ill buy you a bag of fish and chips
there you are i can already see you licking your lips

ive read this 10 times, thus embueing it with oracle like power

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to

to embue this with oracle power
you have to study this for one hour
then little 1971
you will become the gifted one

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f a o isleworth ranger

tel all northolt on uxbridge road that im performing in the springbok today will be there at 15 00 hours need a ticket and a brain


trouble is imenent


but i am trouble so will drive my elecrtric cow to the game

will wear fish on head

love love love qpr to win 3-0

loic to score a hatrick

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dont leave us loic

next season loic will fire 30 goals as he adam le fondre and mackie create a blood and guts frontal assault never before witnessed in that division

a season long loan of andross townsend with a ten million pound option to buy gives us so much midfield creativity as he hoilett and adel play such beautifull football

mbia is the player of the season,his work effort shocks everybody

harry clears out samba ,diakite granero,park,and all other pre madonas

but we come up scoring more goals than any team in that divisions history

starting the season at griffin park we deliver a fabulous 6-0 thrashing to our neibours a sell out crowd watches adel do things with a ball that most people only can dream of