Peter crouch

[Mem]

My ex girlfriend used to go out with crouchy - a long time ago - she bumped into him earlier this week and has told me that he is on his way to us - I have no idea whether this is true or not and I'm not itk but wanted to share - so much negativity today - we must have a plan b or 2

[Ginger Ninja]

bull

[MattyRangers]

Did she used to give him stand up blowies?

[Norths]

Haha this is classic ITK material

Cant beat this type of rumour

[LoftusRoadLad]

Did she used to give him stand up blowies?

was waiting for that

[Brightsparx]

Haha while standing on a yellow pages Matty

[Ginger Ninja]

Did she used to give him stand up blowies?

brilliant

[ollyhoops]

Gosh I hope not!

Don't think I could take another over 34 signing for us

[Mem]

Have to say - she is only 5ft 2

[vblockranger]

Plan B for rangers is to run about in a panic offering ludicrous wages to players who look good on paper. We dont want no plan B believe me!

[twranger]

Have to say - she is only 5ft 2

.....and eyes of blue?

[MattyRangers]

.....and eyes of blue?

With a mouthful of goo?

[gaza09]

With a mouthful of goo?

[QPRDave]

Not really that fussed about Crouch ...........like losing £50 note and finding a fiver

[MYU]

I think he'd do a better job the most players.