just met harry redknap

[twranger]

Now you've wasted even more of my life ...................

Saw I'd posted in this thread and you'd added to it so I went through it again , only scanned it this time though luckily though

brilliant!!

[qprted]

yeah

its never a waste of life to be educated
or as in this case teducated
why dont you realise that its only the supporters that make a team great
and with out me this club would be in a terrible state

[silvercue]

you have a wife???

[qprted]

yeah

wife wife
my keyboard is my wife
you see i dont have a life
punching keyes is my only outlet of creativity
but the tips of my fingers are losing there sensativity

[vanhoop]

Tedmond,did you do the bournemouth rehab? Lots of londoners visit for the mental check.

[qprted]

well

ive spent 5 years and one month in various psychiatric units,havent done bournmouth yet but theres always time,ive got another one hundred crates of speckled hen to consume this season

[Kirill]

ive spent 5 years and one month in various psychiatric units

So you are a psychiatrist by profession? That's pretty cool

[Rieger]

I used to really dislike ted. After this thread (look! A rhyme!) ive decided I like him a lot. Hero.

[qprted]

i

I really like reiger hes my man,hes cool
that man rieiger is no fool
his educational standards put mine to shame
and he knows his football goes to every game
i used to be a man who always drank scotch
now i wear a girls pink watch

[qprted]

harry

only you harry
only you can get us to wembley,the one mistake against wigan away was that bobby zamora should have been on the subs bench,forget your instincts he will reward us with a crucial goal

do it arry boy get us back into the prem

[Wolfy]

Was he driving the bus? Where is he parking it tomorrow?

[Kevin Mcleod]

Was he driving the bus? Where is he parking it tomorrow?

Cheer up eh.

[qprted]

we

well wolfy laugh you may but zamora has one rocket shot in his foot

[qprted]

well

well well wolfy i was right all the time

NOW WIL YOU ACCEPT THAT ZAMORA HAS ONE ROCKET FOOT LEFT IN HIM THAT 90 M IN ROCKET SHOT HAS WON US 60 MILLION BUT WHY OH WHY DIDNT I BOOK THIS BET INTO THE BOOKIES