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  • vblockranger
    • Mar 2009
    • 15218

    #16
    Had to go to church every Sunday for 3 months before they would marry me and the missus!! 21 years after the big day and never been to church since.

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    • WCE
      Bronze Seat
      • Apr 2013
      • 838

      #17
      Originally posted by MattyRangers
      I'm planning to have a drive through marriage in Vegas this August. I don't know who to. Or even what gender my partner will be. But it will be a glorious affair.
      Vegas ####### then? See you & New bride on pitch first home game after you return.
      My old man was the star player for HMP Parkhurst during their successful and unbeaten 77/78 season.

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      • MattyRangers
        Slimmer of The Year
        • Jun 2011
        • 24914

        #18
        Originally posted by WCE
        Vegas ####### then? See you & New bride on pitch first home game after you return.
        Could well be mate. Would certainly beat the usual round the pole.
        You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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        • twranger
          On the posh naughty step
          • Mar 2009
          • 10472

          #19
          Originally posted by Factamondo
          yes but the c hunts soon come a calling with the begging bowl when the roofs leaking...put a monkey in his bin today and his wanting two n half for six singers who's balls aint dropped yet!
          cheaper to get hitched in a reg office, with the ceremony conducted by a civil servant!!! No frills, just a cert at the end of proceedings!!! Job done!!

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          • Factamondo
            You know when you've been factamondoed!
            • Mar 2009
            • 37198

            #20
            yes tdubya but the soon to be new mrsfactamondo wants the fairytale church shebang and horse drawn carriage to get her there....its the talk of thorpe bay believe me!
            you know nothing john snow!!!!

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            • kron-1664
              Silver Seat
              • May 2009
              • 4403

              #21
              When i had my banns read in the St Joseph the worker in Northolt i was proper hungover. When the vicar came in with the smelling smoke gear it was all i could do to not throw up.

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