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Matty and Ted's Bogus WATRB Journey! (The Sequel)

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  • lymehoop
    Gold Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 7380

    #271
    Molly the Mop was
    I must away now, I can no longer tarry
    This morning's tempest I have to cross
    I must be guided without a stumble
    Into the arms I love the most

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    • Hertford Hoop
      W12 Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 15998

      #272
      Originally posted by lymehoop
      Molly the Mop was
      Looking her usual shabby
      I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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      • Hubble
        Postmodernist
        • Jan 2013
        • 5616

        #273
        Originally posted by Hertford Hoop
        Looking her usual shabby
        chic and voluptuous self

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        • lymehoop
          Gold Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 7380

          #274
          She had eyes only
          I must away now, I can no longer tarry
          This morning's tempest I have to cross
          I must be guided without a stumble
          Into the arms I love the most

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          • MattyRangers
            Slimmer of The Year
            • Jun 2011
            • 24914

            #275
            Originally posted by lymehoop
            She had eyes only
            fixed on Ted's bulge
            You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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            • lymehoop
              Gold Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 7380

              #276
              was it a banana
              I must away now, I can no longer tarry
              This morning's tempest I have to cross
              I must be guided without a stumble
              Into the arms I love the most

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              • jfish
                Silver Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 3948

                #277
                Originally posted by lymehoop
                was it a banana
                Or a rounders bat ?

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                • lymehoop
                  Gold Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 7380

                  #278
                  Whatever, Polly was salivating
                  I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                  This morning's tempest I have to cross
                  I must be guided without a stumble
                  Into the arms I love the most

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                  • Hertford Hoop
                    W12 Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 15998

                    #279
                    Originally posted by lymehoop
                    Whatever, Polly was salivating
                    over the pulsating member
                    I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                    • Plumberbytrade
                      Apprentice
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 60

                      #280
                      she had never seen

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                      • Hertford Hoop
                        W12 Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 15998

                        #281
                        Originally posted by Plumberbytrade
                        she had never seen
                        such a weapon.
                        I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                        • NW_Hoopz
                          NO ....... I'm not Phil Mitchell
                          • May 2011
                          • 6419

                          #282
                          Originally posted by Hertford Hoop
                          such a weapon.
                          as Ted........... Polly's wife
                          "Steve, do you think 25k is a good option when there are indications that within four years, new stadiums on average have increased attendances of 60%?
                          For us that would mean around 29k."


                          QPR Richard 16-12-2013 10.08pm

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                          • West Acton
                            CCG
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 21475

                            #283
                            Originally posted by NW_Hoopz
                            as Ted........... Polly's wife
                            Aka Polly filler

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                            • Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
                              Gold Seat
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 8957

                              #284
                              Dropped to her knees

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                              • MattyRangers
                                Slimmer of The Year
                                • Jun 2011
                                • 24914

                                #285
                                Originally posted by Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
                                Dropped to her knees
                                and took Matty's flaccid
                                You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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