The songs for Chel$hit thread

[Robbo]

Oh come on people, sort yourselves out- THIS is the one.....

♫ John Terry's mum, John Terry's muuuum.... She goes down to Tescos, and steals Pedigree Chum.
♫


It works, because it's a FACT...




Simple.

[crossborderexile]

5 nil - we only lost 5 nil - we only lost 5 nil we only 5 nil - sung to the tune of "Blue Moon"

[The Merry Ploughboy]

2 minutes from Rome
2 mintues from Roooooooooome
Pool old Chelsea
they watched in at home

&

he missed from 12 yards
he missed from 12 yarrrrrrrds
his names james john terry he missed from 12 yards

what about 2 minutes from Rome
minutes from ROOOOOOOOOOOME
you fcvked it up
and watched it at home

[qblockpete]

Oh my darling- clementine Song


Are You Chelsea
Are You Chelsea
You never make a sound
It was like this in the eighties
when you never had a crowd

or

we're The Rangers
we're the Rangers
We're the Rangers through and through
You only come to Chelsea
cos your boyfriends letting you

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Oh my darling- clementine Song


Are You Chelsea
Are You Chelsea
You never make a sound
It was like this in the eighties
when you never had a crowd

or

we're The Rangers
we're the Rangers
We're the Rangers through and through
You only come to Chelsea
cos your boyfriends letting you

What a load of drivel/dog****e, I hope with it being your wifes bday you are a bit pished!!!!!

[qblockpete]

We are the pride of west London
The Blue and the white
we hate Cardiff Cioty
and Chelsea are s.hite
We go on the p.iss up both home and away
if you love rangers repeat
what I say


We are the pride of west London

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Oh dear, are you Chelsea in disguise????

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Up your #### and up your ####

We ll stick your blue flag up your ####. From ****ford bridge to wembley we ll stick the blue flag up the ####

[qpr_matt]

Your not signing anymore, your not sign-ing anymore....

[jackqpr]

can you see the chelsea spend nooo noooo
can you see the chelsea spend nooo noooo
can you see the chelsea spend they cant spend a f**king thing!!!

[Superhoopa]

I Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
When Rangers Win, And Chelsea Lose
Oh Rangers,
You Got Me Singing The Blues!!

(Hopefully we will be singing that come the 95th minute)

[davidla80]

You put your wallet in
You take your wallet out
In out in out
You shake it all about.
We do the hokey pokey
Cos you're going down
And you can't spend nowt

Oh let's all laugh at Chelsea
Oh let's all laugh at Chelsea
Oh let's all laugh at Chelsea
In out in out
You can't spend nowt.

David

[qprcasual]

Definately sing ..

You let your children down, (to frank lampard)

Didier drogbas got aids

John Terry, your mums a thief

Signing the Blues

[themodfather]

qpr chants 4 chelsea

he missed from 12 yrd rpt
his names john terry
he missed from 12 yrds

his mum is a thief rpt
his names john terry
his mum is a thief

he cried like a girl rpt
his names john terry
he cried like a girl

6-0
6-0
6-0
6-0 rpt to infinity

where were you
when you were ****

one barcelona
theres only one barcelona

[Superhoopa]

Michael Ballack, is a w@nker, Is a w@nker
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