The songs for Chel$hit thread

[The Merry Ploughboy]

We must travel in our hoardes and show these knuckle dragging *****ic glory hunting inbred chavs how to support their team, we werent disgraced there last time and with a better squad can really put it up them w@nky barstewards, we must sing non stop for a cocophany of W12 noise to rouse the boys to victory, here are three for starters
(MODS any chance of a sticky on this until the great night,thanks)

His mums a thief,his mums a thief
Terrys mums a thief
( to the tune of footballs coming home)

Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cheryl Cole
Weve had her in every hole
Cheryl Cheryl Cole
(to the tune of the Andy Cole)

6-0 we beat you **** 6-0 etc etc

Your finest lyrics please

[Robsondinho]

Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cheryl Cole
Weve had her in every hole
Cheryl Cheryl Cole
(to the tune of the Andy Cole)

:devil:

[rangers91]

Cashley has had Jermaine Jenas in "every hole" aswell :waaaht:

[ScottJones]

OOOOOOHHHHHH
One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley.
Two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley, two men one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley.
Three men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley, three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley..........

[ScottJones]

9 men went to lift,
went to lift frank lampard
9 men 8 men 7 men 6 men 5 men 4 men 3 men 2 men 1 man and his forklift truck went to lift frank lampard
10 men etc....................

[Youvebeenrangered]

I need them to publish when this fixture will take place so i can get the next day off work!!...

[The Merry Ploughboy]

cheers whoever stickied it
Tom Henning is our friend,is our friend
Tom Henning is our friend
He hates Chelsea

[ScottJones]

cheers whoever stickied it
Tom Henning is our friend,is our friend
Tom Henning is our friend
He hates Chelsea

i sticked it mate ;D

Should be a great night

Is it worth trying to sneak some inflatable mobiles in?

[Youvebeenrangered]

i sticked it mate ;D

Should be a great night

Is it worth trying to sneak some inflatable mobiles in?

100%!!! Inflatable phones would be very funny!!

[Magic]

Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Cheryl Cole
Weve had her in every hole
Cheryl Cheryl Cole
(to the tune of the Andy Cole)

Where were you when you were ****

[QblockDan]

john terry he missed from 12 yards

[Superhoopa]

Hello, Hello We Are The Rangers Boys
Hello, Hello We Are The Rangers Boys
And If You Are A Chelsea Fan Surrender Or You'll Die
We All Follow The Rangers


If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
If I Had The #### Of A Crow
Id Fly Over Chelsea Tomorrow
And **** On The #######s Below (Below!)
**** On, **** On, **** On The #######s Below


John Terry, Your Mum A Theif!
John Terry, Your Mums A Theif!


We Hate Chelsea and We Hate Chelsea
We Hate Chelsea and We Hate Chelsea
We Hate Chelsea and We Hate Chelsea
We Are The Chelsea Haters! (We Hate Chelsea!)


He Shot, He Slipped,
We All Laugh When He Missed
John Terry! John Terry!


Viva John Terry, Viva John Terry, Viva John Terry
Could Of Won The Cup,
But He ****ed It Up,
Viva John Terry!


He's ****, He's Greedy
Cheated On Cherly Tweedy
Ashley Cole! Ashley Cole!


just to name a few....

[Magic]

Does your butler know your here

[Robsondinho]

'your only here for the rangers'

[jackqpr]

We got more cash then you