wheres brother ted of the racecourse when we need cheering up????

[Factamondo]

........we need some of our gurus mania and jovialness in these dark and depressing times....he makes us happy when skys are grey....he'll never know just how much we need him so please teddy login in and make our day!

[qprted]

yes

yes I am here, im not stroking your clock ever again,my bottom is killing me I cant bend over,that curry was far too hot,im only used to chicken tika,i cant take a vindaloo