Majot Traffic in the Bush

[Essexsteve]

oh and the webbed fingers...

[Gtleighsr3]

you not Norfork get real

[Essexsteve]

Haha you gotta play it up to it!! not Technically Essex ether as I was born in Queen Charlottes,however as ive lived here most of my life Essexsteve seemed to be a logical name!!

[Factamondo]

harwich pubs like the boozer on mars in total recall!

[Gtleighsr3]

they dont have Poles up there as they say its too backward facto

[Factamondo]

they even have '50p land' up there!

[Gtleighsr3]

sheerness go on hols there

[Essexsteve]

nah you obviously aint been here facto my local's nicknamed the "Star Wars bar" and everyone owns a bloody boat,the amount of things that are picked up and disposed of,off this coast you wouldnt believe..hence HM Customs&Excise(or Border force/whatever there called this year)have a major office here and Customs cutter...need any cheap fags?

[Gtleighsr3]

god now we know facto why us barrow boy car dealer end of the county get a bad name.Its all those bootleggers up norf.brings shame on the honnest law abiding half of the best county in the world.

[Essexsteve]

Sheerness??..do you need jabs?

[Gtleighsr3]

heroin

[Essexsteve]

lol..that right go straight for the" cash crop" leighsy!! dont think sheerness is quite to that more like Bostick!!

[Gtleighsr3]

basildon gogo juice

[Essexsteve]

Karzai.....Im struggling to think of one redeeming feature about Basvegas....back in the Halcyon days of the early rave scene RAQUELS was always a Moody night out much preffered Oscars on the pier as the better Essex nightout!!...in fact I have thought of a Basvegas redeeming feature the world famous BASILDON Hollywood style sign its mildly humourous and definitely better that the angel of the north!!

[Gtleighsr3]

basildons redeeming feature is now all the Africans they have taken in from hackney etc.Charity starts in bas