Things to go into a new contract.

[MYU]

1. If you fail to win in five games, you could be asked to leave with immediate effect without pay.

[Graham Norton]

2. Your captain must have a basic grasp of the English language.

[Greg1882]

3. if you mention how hard you work on defending set pieces in every pre match interview yet concede from a set piece in every match then you must do 1000 push ups

[MattyRangers]

4. You mustn't be ****ing $hit.

[Del]

5. Don't repeatedly say at every Friday press conference, the mood in the camp is really good.... Blimey, they haven't won a game all season, i want the mood in the camp to be depressing and appearing like they give a sh1te.

[Norths]

6. If you have a feminine middle name you must change it by deed poll

[Del]

7. If you don't win any of your first 10 games you have to sit in row Z and get peppered by balls as Zamora does his shooting practice.

[Greg1882]

8. If your hair even remotely resembles actual wool you are expected to wear a toupe

[Yousef]

9. If you continue playing one striker and still moan about playing well but being unlucky not to score then your should have a rotation and go to the groundman department.

[Pey]

10. Learn players how the understand each other on the pitch and please have actually a game plan

[northampton rs]

11. Have your hands surgically removed from your pockets while standing on the touchline.

[Rousdon Rangers]

Sign a contract that is based on performance. These managers are in a win-win situation

[silvercue]

12. You should just know that you can get points from away games too.

[Bingowings]

Don't

[QUOTE=silvercue;970456]12. You should just know that you can get points from away games too.[/Qon UOTE]

Don't look disinterested when interviewed and look like you give a damn.

[Graham Norton]

14. Have some indication that you actually have a soul.