QPR plot £3.5m swoop for Young Boys of Bern striker Mayuka

[w12dave]

i dont know if it been mention yet on here

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/qpr-transfer-news-emmanuel-mayuka-1271019

[w12dave]

[QprSinceBirth]

He looks really good probably the second choice after we couldn't land that luc castagionas chap. At this rate we will have the most trickery in a team what with taraabt hoilett and maybe this guy. Lets not forget mackies step overs to lmao.

[MattyRangers]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Mayuka

Never heard of him tbh but in Hughes & Rigg we trust!

[californiahoop]

looked a good player, lets hope the rmour has substance.

[MattyRangers]

WTF is this on his Wikipedia page:

"Mayuka's football career was nearly over before it began when, at the age of 16, he was found in his youth team manager's car "bouncing" on the gearstick, whilst wearing a pair of his own soiled briefs on his head. The Youth team manager was so disturbed by what he saw that he instantly quit the club and enrolled in councelling, paid for out of Muyaka's wage. It was only upon agreement to fund this councelling that the club agreed to keep Muyaka on. He has since overcome his urges to be penetrated by various car components whilst smelling his own faeces.

Jesus christ.

[QprSinceBirth]

WTF is this on his Wikipedia page:

"Mayuka's football career was nearly over before it began when, at the age of 16, he was found in his youth team manager's car "bouncing" on the gearstick, whilst wearing a pair of his own soiled briefs on his head. The Youth team manager was so disturbed by what he saw that he instantly quit the club and enrolled in councelling, paid for out of Muyaka's wage. It was only upon agreement to fund this councelling that the club agreed to keep Muyaka on. He has since overcome his urges to be penetrated by various car components whilst smelling his own faeces.

Jesus christ.

Lmfao the **** people write on Wikipedia hahahaha

[Del]

Amazing how all the players we're linked with have dodgy Wiki entries.... Matty, you been up to your old tricks again mate?

[w12dave]

WTF is this on his Wikipedia page:

"Mayuka's football career was nearly over before it began when, at the age of 16, he was found in his youth team manager's car "bouncing" on the gearstick, whilst wearing a pair of his own soiled briefs on his head. The Youth team manager was so disturbed by what he saw that he instantly quit the club and enrolled in councelling, paid for out of Muyaka's wage. It was only upon agreement to fund this councelling that the club agreed to keep Muyaka on. He has since overcome his urges to be penetrated by various car components whilst smelling his own faeces.

Jesus christ.

i cant see it on the wikipedia, must be Chelsea or fulham fans pissing about

[MattyRangers]

Amazing how all the players we're linked with have dodgy Wiki entries.... Matty, you been up to your old tricks again mate?

Im amazed you would think such an innocent soul as myself would even consider undertaking such a mischevious misleading act ...

[Del]

Im amazed you would think such an innocent soul as myself would even consider undertaking such a mischevious misleading act ...

LOL

Anyway if we do get him, he'll be yet another player off in January for the African nations..... we'll end up with MH up front and the cleaner at the back (although she'd probably be an improvement tbf).

[Awin]

Looks pacy as hell.... Scores with both feet and his head too... Shame it's just a rumour

[Olly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHyJKwE6cFk&feature=related

this clip gives his agent's phone number if anyone wants to make enquiries...

[Del]

Could he be the next Papisse Cisse...

[Franky Boy]

wha i said del, i mean who knew of papisse cisse before he came to newcastle (i know i didnt) so he could turn out just like him