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  • qprted
    CCG
    • May 2010
    • 9639
    #1

    whats the funniest quote ever from a player or manager

    I think the funniest thing ive ever seen was that interveiw by holloway when he said

    its like pulling an ugly bird really she may not be the best looking women in the world but shes in the taxi,and i mean no dis respect to my wife who ive been married to for so many years

    but the all time funniest quote was from rodney marsh

    joe mercer the england manager said

    RODNEY IM PULLING YOU OFF AT HALF TIME

    marsh as quick as a flash replied

    THATS AMAZING I ONLY GET HALF AN ORANGE AT QPR
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    • Del
      Gold Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 8393
      #2
      Got to be olly's coffee one.... The fact it wasn't a one liner, but instead the bulk of the interview makes it priceless.

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        • spank the monkey
          Bronze Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 452
          #3
          i'm sure big ron was once being interviewed by the press when in barges ron saunders who asks in front of everyone..

          "alright ron, still talking the same old sh*t?"

          to which big ron replies

          "yup, i was just telling the boys what a great manager you are!"

          boom!
          I don't care about morals 'cause the world's insane and we're all to blame anyway

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            • qprted
              CCG
              • May 2010
              • 9639
              #4
              i was talking

              i was talking to a proffessional comic who informed me that jimmy greaves is officially the most in demand after dinner speaker


              i remember when jimmy greaves said of qpr

              there best player on the pitch is there oldest player,he was talking about ray wilkins

              then he broke out laughing and said

              THATS THERE PROBLEM WHEN YOUR BEST PLAYER IS 35 YEARS OF AGE,YOU HAVE GOT PROBLEMS
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                • Hathy
                  Apprentice
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 21
                  #5
                  Peter Crouch when asked what he would be if he was not a pro footballer. Responce, a virgin.

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                    • LoftusRoadLad
                      W12 Seat
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 19596
                      #6
                      "I passed the ball to Rodney and ran into space in the penalty area expecting him to pass to me...I turn round and there he is juggling the ball like a bloody seal "
                      quote from a ex team mate

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                        • QPR71
                          Silver Seat
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 3055
                          #7
                          every word brian clough ever said

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                            • Factamondo
                              You know when you've been factamondoed!
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 37198
                              #8
                              he's as versatile as an egg!!!!!!
                              you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                                • leewads
                                  Silver Seat
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 1213
                                  #9
                                  Peter Crouch was asked what he would have been if he wasn't a professional footballer?

                                  He Answered ... A Virgin

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                                    • Franky Boy
                                      Bronze Seat
                                      • Jul 2012
                                      • 877
                                      #10
                                      has to be philip sendoros for me about joey barton 'joey barton is one of those cums hard in a tackle and you know that he is going to cum in your face'

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