'godfreys the bakers of hornchurch'.............latest!!!!!!!

[Factamondo]

well as its a fantastically idylic scene in the utopia that is gods fine county of essex i thought id amble down to get some fresh loaves/rolls and pattiseries(namely some belgian lattices'.......anyhows hot off the bakers oven im told 'hoilet' 'will not be happening' as mh has tired of the player/madcap agent delaying signing on the dotted line in the hope of a 'late' interception from a bigger club ala newcastle or now 'arsenal' im told...the signing of celtics 'ki' is however more than likely before thursday with a surprise move for .....wait for it.....kolo toure!!!

[Hitman34]

hoilett has already signed subject to a permit. you should have bought some doughnuts while you were there.

[Mellowhoop]

'Mapcap' oh the irony

[Factamondo]

hoilett has already signed subject to a permit. you should have bought some doughnuts while you were there.

doughnuts tad unhealthy old bean......well 'fat sue' who told me usually comes up trumps.....she 'informed' locals of the councils decision to deny planing permisssion to yet another costas on hornchurch high st and grays athletics move to new home at rush green!!

[Hitman34]

helpful imformation...................................... thankyou and good day

[QPR Richard]

Have to say I'd be very happy if we landed Hoilett, Ki, and Toure. We'd surely have one of the strongest squads outside the top 6-8.

[Factamondo]

helpful imformation...................................... thankyou and good day

my pleasue old bean...........im here to help!!!!

[Hertford Hoop]

my plea sue old bean...........im here to help!!!!

Is she playing hard to get?

[qprted]

well

well ive never yet known fat sue be wrong
so its time for us to break out in song


fat sue has said that junior hoilett
spends far too much time on the toilet
what he gets up to we do not know
but after hes finished even a stormtrooper will not go

so thats it for now
tell fat sue shes a silly old cow
but factomondo dont underestimate this cook
because im told shes got a savage left hook