John Terry and the rest of the team in our hotel

[MattyRangers]

Anti-clockwise nipple cripple followed by a swift kick to the groin.

[MaidaValeRanger]

Burn Qpr into his chest

[80sCasual]

Find a 7ft 'Coloured chap' explain to him what happened and then ask JT if he would like to go for a quiet chat.

[Webb1977]

Find a 7ft 'Coloured chap' explain to him what happened and then ask JT if he would like to go for a quiet chat.

Offer to lotion his back....but don't do all of it....then leave the shape KKK out.

[hanwell ranger]

Demand some discount, due to the fact you have spotted vermin in the hotel.

[willis1980]

Demand some discount, due to the fact you have spotted vermin in the hotel.

[Webb1977]

Find his room number, creep in and strangle him in his sleep. If you could borrow your missus' bikini, stick that on and if possible could you please get into the moment and weep "why didn't you love me Mummy......cos I loved you".

Make sure he's awake for that bit. Let's him know your serious.

Nice one.

Right.....what's all this about Barton.....

[72bus]

Ignore him he isnt very nice

[QPR_NW10]

anybody else reading this thread and getting confused between people talking about JT and Roy?

[IsleworthRanger]

anybody else reading this thread and getting confused between people talking about JT and Roy?

More then likely my origional post got lost in translation because I used my IPhone!!

As it happens none of the Chelsea players were out there it seems as they being rested after the Champions League game though why that included Terry God knows

Had a chat with Gerrard and he was saying how glad he was to be Captain again but would not expand when I asked him about John Terry and was very professional

Roy as I said was a really nice fella but would not have his picture taken with any of the England fans who were in the same hotel though the players were more then happy to do so

[QPR_NW10]

More then likely my origional post got lost in translation because I used my IPhone!!

As it happens none of the Chelsea players were out there it seems as they being rested after the Champions League game though why that included Terry God knows

Had a chat with Gerrard and he was saying how glad he was to be Captain again but would not expand when I asked him about John Terry and was very professional

Roy as I said was a really nice fella but would not have his picture taken with any of the England fans who were in the same hotel though the players were more then happy to do so

hahah - no worries - i quite enjoyed the thought of locking RH in his room and setting the alarm off!