facto's friday pessimism thread!!!!

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as a sumo wrestler has beating usain bolt over the one hundred yards dash!!!!!

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as a bacon factory opening up in mecca!!!

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as jo brand coming runner up in rear of the year 2013!!!

[coneysboots]

We've as much chance of staying up as there is of Facto being optimistic!!

Don't listen. We will stay up!!

[Mellowhoop]

We've got as much as much chance of staying up as John Terry has of been charged as a racist.

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as leighsie wearing the trousers in his own home!!!

[Mellowhoop]

We've got as much chance of staying up as facto has on getting his dream job.... Moderator

[coneysboots]

we've as much chance of staying up as leighsie wearing the trousers in his own home!!!

[CroydonCaptainJack]

we've as much chance of staying up as jo brand coming runner up in rear of the year 2013!!!

You have not got her winning it then Facto?

[bushcelt1]

we've as much chance of staying up as jo brand coming runner up in rear of the year 2013!!!

with jo guest winning it!!!!!

[Shrine]

we've as much chance of staying up as swp scoring

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as me appearing in the essex yeoman before closing time on sunday!

[CroydonCaptainJack]

we've as much chance of staying up as swp scoring

Last Sunday I jokingly said to the guys behind me SWP to come on and score in the last 5 mins. Not sure if that shot was going in or not but we scored from the resultant corner!

[Factamondo]

we've as much chance of staying up as deepcuthoop asking nick griffin to be best man at his wedding!!!!!

[bushcelt1]

we've as much chance of staying up as deepcuthoop asking nick griffin to be best man at his wedding!!!!!