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  • cookie17
    Apprentice
    • Mar 2009
    • 72

    #1

    Signed Shirt

    Hi all,
    Hope this is allowed but just wanted to post this shirt which I am selling... its only £20 at the mo so grab yourself a bargain

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1208927178...84.m1555.l2649
  • MyWord
    Bronze Seat
    • Mar 2012
    • 380

    #2
    "Won this 2011/2012 Queens Park Rangers Home Shirt in a charity auction but am being forced to sell as managed to lose my phone, shoes and dignity in Lloret De Mar"

    Get your back doors kicked in ?
    "I could think of a number of what I think would be interesting (and not even "gotcha") questions. But they wont be asked"

    Fans forum ?

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    • cookie17
      Apprentice
      • Mar 2009
      • 72

      #3
      If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

      Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.

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      • Ginger Ninja
        W12 Seat
        • Jan 2010
        • 17458

        #4
        Originally posted by cookie17
        If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

        Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
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        • northampton rs
          CCG
          • Mar 2011
          • 2119

          #5
          Originally posted by cookie17
          If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

          Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
          F*CK OFF CHELSEA WEST LONDON IS OURS!
          .2.1.13.

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          • cookie17
            Apprentice
            • Mar 2009
            • 72

            #6
            At least no-one shaved my head... oh wait

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            • BUSHRANGER1982
              Gold Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 5666

              #7
              Originally posted by cookie17
              If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

              Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.

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              • nuffieldranger
                Silver Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 2202

                #8
                Originally posted by cookie17
                If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

                Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
                who did not like him watching you or her and how did you know he was spanish was he shouting Ollay!!! every time you tried
                Dyslexic so please don't feel the need to correct my spelling mistakes as I really don't give a **** and before you say use spell checker if it is spelt right / wright but not in context spell check is useless

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                • cookie17
                  Apprentice
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 72

                  #9
                  The greased back hair and spain 86 shirt gave it away.

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                  • MattyRangers
                    Slimmer of The Year
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 24914

                    #10
                    Thats a quality story Cookie
                    You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                    • cookie17
                      Apprentice
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 72

                      #11
                      Thanks Matty. I'm rather pissed off about my hair though!

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                      • cookie17
                        Apprentice
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 72

                        #12
                        Well the shirt is up to £40, sharing my embarrassing story was worth it!

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                        • qprbrisbanedivision
                          Silver Seat
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 1338

                          #13
                          mate, forget the shirt, you should write a book !

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                          • QPR's Number 10
                            Bronze Seat
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 434

                            #14
                            just come back from lloret de mar, was you there this weekend? the place was dead

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                            • MyWord
                              Bronze Seat
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 380

                              #15
                              "If you must know"

                              Wish i had`nt asked
                              "I could think of a number of what I think would be interesting (and not even "gotcha") questions. But they wont be asked"

                              Fans forum ?

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