Emergency Services on Match Days

[loneranger]

i want to be like him when i grow up. if he carries on they will sing songs about him to celebrate his early death im sure

[DeepcutHoop]

have a look as you cruise down the high street in your Range Rover Tarquin, my little Guardian reading friend.....we are full to capacity of sponging foreign scroungers. They reckon by 2030 that Spanish will be the majority spoken language of the U.S.A. ....whats ours gonna be 50 years from now? Polish? Albanian? Pakistani?.

Bless your socks, I was only trying to crowbar in the crap Kevin Bacon gag.

I've already said on here that the immigration debate is very very complex, and probably not one to get bogged down with on here.

I'd suggest you don't need to panic quite so much as you seem to be. Its not that bad, countrywide.

'They' do tend to exaggerate tbf. This is what a candidate to be President of the USA thinks happens in Holland. Republicans are actually voting for this tit to be their nominee......




Don't believe everything you're told on faith.

[budgiebyrne]

and this started off as an amusing story about some bloke who gets pissed and brings back prostitutes to his old dears house???

[DeepcutHoop]

and this started off as an amusing story about some bloke who gets pissed and brings back prostitutes to his old dears house???

That was my initial point!!

[vanhoop]

Just thought I'd share a mildly amusing story of my mate Alan at the recent Wigan home game.

He's well known in my area and some may know him down the Rangers as he's a complete cane head and general lunatic who tends to draw attention to himself everywhere he goes.

Anyhow we got pished up after the game and lost him as is standard procedure only to find out the next day from his bride to be that he was in Hammersmith nick and she had been there 4 hours waiting to collect him. It transpired that he had fallen unconcious on to the railway tracks by Barons Court whilst trying to have a slash (don't ask why he was trying to slash on the train lines). He then had to be rescued by the Fire Brigade from the tracks and taken to Charing Cross by Ambulance as he was unconcious. He eventually came round and done a runner in his hospital robe and tried to sneak on a bus without paying to get home. He got caught and ended up getting in fight with the bus driver who called the police who subsequently nicked him! Suffice to say the wedding has been called off but he's out in force for Fulham saturday! Good lad!

He also had to be craned out of an open man hole once as he feel in it pissed.

great story,most of my mates are like this and are professional at it.we like to throw bacon at mosques and steal money from scottish people #### ######

[SpankwiR]

We've all been there Van! I thrive on that sort of behaviour! Lived in Thailand for a couple of years and the behaviour I've seen over there.....well!

[DeepcutHoop]

great story,most of my mates are like this and are professional at it.we like to throw bacon at mosques and steal money from scottish people #### ######

That's a massive waste of bacon tbf

mmmmm...bacon......

[vanhoop]

We've all been there Van! I thrive on that sort of behaviour! Lived in Thailand for a couple of years and the behaviour I've seen over there.....well!

one of me best mates has been out in thailand for the last 2 years.some mates can be hard work still love em all the same.my mate terence likes to streak and hes 45

[budgiebyrne]

We've all been there Van! I thrive on that sort of behaviour! Lived in Thailand for a couple of years and the behaviour I've seen over there.....well!

disney land for adults apparently???

[SpankwiR]

disney land for adults apparently???

Bonkers! How i never died on a few occasions is beyond me. Yabba fuelled nights in Bangkok can be tres dangerous! All change now though Mr Sensible. Might make Saturday an exception!

[e8 ranger]

i done some yabba when i was in cambodia, crazy **** especially when ur locked inside a guesthouse all night

[SpankwiR]

i done some yabba when i was in cambodia, crazy **** especially when ur locked inside a guesthouse all night

I had a fight with a Haribo stand in a shop! Shop keeper was not happy

[loneranger]

i did too many micro dots at whirlygig in shoreditch town hall and my car turned into a dragon.we literally flew over the north circular and when i got home 3 giant white mice that had been un beknown to me living in my wardrobe soothed me.

[SpankwiR]

i did too many micro dots at whirlygig in shoreditch town hall and my car turned into a dragon.we literally flew over the north circular and when i got home 3 giant white mice that had been un beknown to me living in my wardrobe soothed me

That sounds supremely dangerous and whilst it massively endangered the lives of others I remain impressed!

When I get myself in a pickle Im not one to go driving but prefer using mini cabs. I recently got one home after abusing an american student in Bayswater and during the course of the journey removed all the rear head rests from vehicle and deposited them out the window. He was super angry when he we arrived at our destination

[casuallyqpr]

spank, dont get me started on cabs, on the session. spent over 200 quid on the ***** one dark dark night