Theo Walcott and Duchess of Cornwall - caption competition: January 27, 2011

[MYU]

Each week, Sportsmail has a caption competition for you to battle it out for a brilliant prize of a £100 Sportsbook bet with our friends at Paddy Power. This week's picture features Theo Walcott and Duchess of Cornwall.

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[coneysboots]

Duch of Cornwall to Walcott ' you've turned out to be really cr*p, haven't you'.

[MattyRangers]

My gosh you are a talented young man; Formula 1 driver AND a professional footballer?! However do you find the time to see that lovely Poosycat Doll girlfriend of yours?

[Stocksy1976]

now then little theo get your kecks off and lets see if the rumour is true and if big theo ia coming out to play.

[QPR_NW10]

TW: "was that you?!"
The classic "whoppie-cusion" joke never fails

[qprdel]

I think i must have miss heard Charles when he said he wanted to take me up the Arsenal in the dressing room.

[dave58]

Camila "Theo Charles says you couldn't score in a brothel"
Theo "Really"
Camila So thats why Rooney get picked for England ahead of you? "but you can try your luck with me if you like"
Theo "no thanks your more the age Rooney likes"

[maverick69]

Camilla: "Anyone want to share a doobie?"

[acricketer]

"She's not looking. She's wearing high heels. I could have that purse."

[QPR_NW10]

"She's not looking. She's wearing high heels. I could have that purse."

racist.

[Hertford Hoop]

Is it true what they say about......................? Duchesses