please help...

[themodfather]

chelsea are coming to duff us over and i am very concerned
i cannot find any links to seeking help and i'm all ashiver!!
my 6ft,19 stone and steel cap boots are all frightened....
anyone have dennis waterman's number, i may need a "Minder"!

[Factamondo]

chelski are as everone knows yesterdays firm.......no big numbers or intimidating like years gone by......spuds/west ham/everton/birmingham/mam u have alltook berties with them at the bridge in recent seasons.......they 'will' have a pop somewhere on sat.............be prepared!

[The Merry Ploughboy]

I'm just off out to buy some brown trousers at the thought of the "famous" CfarkallC coming down. The days of them coming and taking the pish are well and truly over

[willis1980]

dont worry about that rabble you can smell them before you see them

[BennyBoyRs]

Like last time, I'm thinking of backing out again. My two little brothers may have to make this trip without me.

Look after them for me.

[Hertford Hoop]

Like last time, I'm thinking of backing out again. My two little brothers may have to make this trip without me.

Look after them for me.

Don't worry Benny your bros will look after you

[Gtleighsr3]

god 3 gingas

[BennyBoyRs]

god 3 gingas

Nah, they weren't cursed. Either that or I'm the milkman's...

[Gtleighsr3]

they strawberry blonde

[BennyBoyRs]

Auburn

[themodfather]

def running out of loo roll!!

[PeterG]

Despite the negative growth n the economy Dry cleaners in surrey have reported a boom couple of weeks with a large influx of 3/4 length leather coats providing the unexpected growth

Pwoper geezers are said to be venturing out but they wont be in the ground, they didnt have enough members loyalty points to qualify for tickets

[themodfather]

boots have run out of immodium now??!!

[casuallyqpr]

chelski are as everone knows yesterdays firm.......no big numbers or intimidating like years gone by......spuds/west ham/everton/birmingham/mam u have alltook berties with them at the bridge in recent seasons.......they 'will' have a pop somewhere on sat.............be prepared!

dont forget swansea!!!