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  • QPR Richard
    Gold Seat
    • Sep 2011
    • 6489

    #1

    Football Cliches

    Here's a few:

    'With his educated left foot and playing in the hole, he's shown his quality early doors, and I'm over the moon'.

    Sounds silly, but this is modern football-speak
    Supporting QPR isn't just about a football team. It's about roots and identity.
  • Hertford Hoop
    W12 Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 15998

    #2
    He strokes his balls wonderfully
    I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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    • bpr11
      Bronze Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 373

      #3
      Didier Drogba takes him from behind. Ray Wilkins just now
      “You can keep that silly fat w@nker. The lads can't lift him”

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      • QPR Richard
        Gold Seat
        • Sep 2011
        • 6489

        #4
        Originally posted by bpr11
        Didier Drogba takes him from behind. Ray Wilkins just now
        Seems like a book is due.......wilkinsballs
        Supporting QPR isn't just about a football team. It's about roots and identity.

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        • Rich
          Silver Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 3412

          #5
          Rays favorite is

          "the lad worked is socks off"

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          • Ric-Roc

            #6
            Wonderful.

            He said it 329 times during the match.

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            • SullivanQPR
              Bronze Seat
              • Jul 2011
              • 771

              #7
              My word, Frank really is an exceptional young man.
              "Trust In Warnock" - Don't just type it - Do It.

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              • MattyRangers
                Slimmer of The Year
                • Jun 2011
                • 24914

                #8
                Wilkins loves "my word"; says it at least 50 times during a game Im sure of it!
                You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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